Back in 1970, an acquaintance of mine put an advert in the Daily Mirror. ‘What every young bride should know before marriage, full colour pictures, 230 pages of explicit step-by-step instructions, only £5.10s, sent in discreet plain
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The price of the ‘f’ word.
Willy Stobbs, respected local farmer and county stalwart was alleged to have used the ‘f’ word twice. It cost him £85 and a conditional discharge.
Since you can now burn multiple poppies on Remembrance Day for
Continue reading →Jingo Bells.
We don’t want to fight but by Jingo if we do
We’ve got the ships, we’ve got the men,
and we’ve got the money too;
The euphemisms are being run up the flag pole, and the international armchair
Continue reading →Taxing the Dead!
Liverpool Council’s Spring Sale of cremations is about to end – from the 1st April the price will increase by £156 – those council tenants who thought all their Christmas’s had come at once when they were
Continue reading →Premature Articulation – the Climax.
Complete Bollards and Cobbles.
Last year I wrote of the load of bollards appearing in Newcastle at a cost of £500,000 which they maintained was an anti-terrorist device recommended by M16. It turned out to be a government grant which
Continue reading →Pride and Prejudice in the Dales.
Pornography was once an art form to be enjoyed exclusively in your own home, in private, away from prying eyes. Victorian sensibilities ensured that.
These days Pornography, at least the so-called ‘soft’ pornography is on sale
Continue reading →A Shaggy Corgii Tale…
Mr T, who came before Mr G, in my dyslexic litany of marriages, once offered to move a boiler for me so that I could squeeze another piece of kitchen equipment into the resulting space. The offer
Continue reading →Help needed. Any Techie Experts Out There?
I have a problem; being a Sunday, I have to solve it myself.
I have two linked computer screens.
A HYUNDAIIT X91D Digital on NVIDIA Geoforce 7050 PV/ NVIDIA nforce630a as my primary screen
Continue reading →Sister Eva’s Problem Page
All your problems solved with our straight talking no nonsense Sister of Mercy!
Dear Sister Eva,
I have been a serving officer in the Parachute Regiment for 8 years and
Continue reading →Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading.
Journalists Do It Eloquently.
An object lesson in parting words as you fling open the door to that harsh, cruel world. Tantrumtastical.
Richard Peppiatt leaves the comforting embrace [Ed. Are you sure?] of employment with the Daily Star,
Continue reading →Fat Fatuities.
If you are of a sensitive, politically correct disposition, best you run away now and play Solitaire or something, this post is not for you. You’ll only get upset.
I want to talk about the deep
Continue reading →All Aboard the Good Ship Public Guardian…
Senior Civil Servants – you have to love ‘em don’t you? For months now they have been urged to find ways to save money in their departments. Some have responded by ‘cutting front line services’, others have
Continue reading →MPs in Lifts…
Fings Ain’t Wot They Used T’Be!
Those with long memories will remember the Grosvenor Square demonstration in 1968. I was walking down Oxford Street, window shopping at the time, an innocent enough occupation. Unfortunately, I had the misfortune to be accompanied by my
Continue reading →The Upside and Downside of the Big Society.
I always knew there was a very good reason why I had no ambition to be an employment lawyer. It meant grappling with the likes of The Transfer of Undertakings (Protection of Employment) Regulations 2006 or TUPE
Continue reading →Keeping abreast of legal matters.
Last week I reported on the curious case of the breast milk ice-cream on sale in London’s Covent Garden.
Ice-cream confectioner Matt O’Connor was confident his take on the “miracle of motherhood” and priced at
Continue reading →Peeking Behind the Curtain.
Mea Culpa! I have long been guilty of boring you all to a state of near death with my tales of the Court of Protection. There was method in my cruelty. I shall not make
Continue reading →This is the Mourning of the Age of……
Seven years after the death of Princess Diana sparked a national outpouring of grief in floral format, tightly bundled in the non-biodegradable ‘wrap’ that florists use, rather than true cellophane, the ‘future compost’ tributes were still being
Continue reading →Where are they now – Eric Illsley?
The Barnsley Central by-election will be held on March 3rd. In case past constituents are starved of news of his present well being, given that Illsley is the word least likely to be mentioned in Barnsley this
Continue reading →Pseud’s Corner lives!
Jonathan Jones at the Guardian has excelled himself. He decided to turn his artistic critical faculty to a photograph of Mohammad Sidique Khan and Shehzad Tanweer – the two suicide bombers who took so many innocent lives
Continue reading →An Endangered Species.
The hunt is on for new journalistic game. Celebrities are protected, Muslims a politically incorrect target, Wiki leaks so last year, and the Bankers hunted to extinction. The aspiring journo-hunter has gone in search of new quarry
Continue reading →The Best Comments of the Week.
Gildas on The year of the Revolutions
“Why are all our institutions running for cover and distancing themselves from the Gaddifi regime when it is has always been clear what kind of nutcase he is?
Continue reading →Populus Poll.
One of the undoubted success stories of the Labour government (did I just write that! Indeed I did!) was to associate any discussion of immigration with racism and fascism to the point where irrespective of your colour,
Continue reading →Hurrah for Hereford!
I see the SAS has forsaken the nightspots of Hereford and nipped over to Libya whilst we were asleep in our beds. They brought back 150 civilian oil workers in danger of being held as human hostages.
Continue reading →Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading.
Shocking Mnemonic.
One of the duties of a teacher is to ensure that their young charges are not a liability to other workers when they go out into the big wide world. Especially when they are teaching them how
Continue reading →Petty Polly on her Perch.
Petty Polly – when all around her arguments are crashing – Polly continues to parrot the same old line. Yes, she’s off and running again today.
The release of the ONS figures yesterday caused much consternation
Continue reading →Where are they now – Vera Baird?
The lofty Vera is currently splashing round a swimming pool in Kampala in between discussing Ugandan matters; a welcome change from trying to hustle work as a humble ‘door tenant’ or ‘Barmaid’ at the prestigious Tooks chambers.
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