In clinical psychology, a phobia is defined as an unreasonable, exaggerated fear of an object or situation, causing anxiety and distress. Typically, phobias are distinguished from genuine fears by their irrationality: think of your great-aunt Molly, who usedContinue reading →
Monthly Archives: January 2013
New Home Office Citizenship Test – Some Question They Don’t Want You To See
1. Which famous manuscript crucial to Britain’s democracy and values was signed at Runnymede?
a. Magna Carta
b. Wind in the Willows
c. “Hello” Magazine
2. Which ancient National Treasure is now kept under armed guard in the TowerContinue reading →
Love and Marriage, more or less than a legal contract?
Nietzsche, the German philosopher, said that marriage was ‘the will that moves two to create the one which is more than those who created it’.
Throughout history, human beings have ignored the cold words of theContinue reading →
Positive Discrimination, Political Correctness and Plod.
Theresa May is due to announce this week that in future, you can become a Superintendent or Inspector in the Police Farce without any prior experience of policing. It’s called Direct Entry, possibly from the hallowed grounds of Kidderminster University’s Media Studies Department.
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Just how good is “The Glums?”
In the dim recesses of my memory, quite possibly falsely, I seem to recollect watching an interview with the late and great actor Sir Laurence Olivier in which he made certain observations about playing the roleContinue reading →
Iron John and the Union Bosses
During the MP Expenses farrago, John Mann MP (Labour, Bassetlaw) was one of a relatively small number who impressed me by their performance.
This is a section from Continue reading →
Two fine young women, photographed in time-honoured fashion with the ubiquitous smiling policeman outside the home of the British Prime Minister. It is a scene impossible today; the days when disagreeing with the prevailing politics meant writingContinue reading →
The inanimate object now preying on you…
It’s a tough life for the posh poor. That’s not the posh who are poor, that’s the poor who are posh. They have a taxpayer out hard at work providing their daily bread for them, and an EU migrantContinue reading →
Unbelievably, Hewlett-Packard monitor all media and social media – and picked up on my blog post yesterday within a couple of hours.
They both e-mailed the blog, and posted messages on my Twitter timelineContinue reading →
So he has finally found the venue where he is prepared to have a camera pointed at him. The curtains behind the lectern at the Dutch venue was too far to travel when he was busy; the curtains behind his deskContinue reading →
HP Sauce and an Apple.
Being a cautious soul, when I bought my new iMac, I double checked with the Apple store in Paris to ensure that all my software and hardware would continue to operate with my new computer. Looked upContinue reading →
The Tantalisingly Tantric Cameron!
When it comes to getting screwed by our present Prime Minister we have to be patient.
No Gordon Brown style wham-bam-thank-you Ma’am.
First he graciously teased us with a ‘I might tell some Dutch academics on Friday’,
Then it was a ‘Hang on a minute, Algeria’sContinue reading →
Cross Words on a Sunday.
And as the snow lies crisp and even…what will you be doing today?
One of the few pleasures of Olde Englande that I genuinely miss and am unable to replicate in any form here in the Dordogne – even BakedContinue reading →
A Cyclo-Path crashes and burns…
Quite some years ago, a friend recommended that I should read Lance Armstrong’s autobiography, “It’s Not About The Bike.”
For many, including me at the time, it was an inspiring book. It chronicled Armstrong’s childhood,Continue reading →
Cis-ters, Cis-ters, we will never be devoted Cis-ters…
I am suffering from a monumental bout of cis-titus, I have been reading extensively on the subject for 24 hours – and found myself in a world of such venom, such rancor, such toxic spleen, that I am truly shocked.
Let meContinue reading →
When Spamalot met Murphalot
Said Murphalot of Spamalot (March 12 2012):
I’ve just realised that Eoin Clarke’s Left Labour blog The Green Benches is Continue reading →
When Men were Men…
T’is true that there is nothing new in the world – we have been down this path of retrospectively denouncing celebrities, judging them by modern mores, before.
‘Falcon’ came from a privileged background – but scarcely led a privileged life. His Father had inherited aContinue reading →
Shergar in the Burger?
Argggh! The Foodie’s Night Mare…the Galloping Gourmet Burger!
The doe-eyed equine substitue-husband that the righteous have no objection to having boiled up to glue their dinning chair together has turned up on their dinner plate.
They are aghast! KnackeredContinue reading →
The Many Apologies of Dr Eoin Clarke (Phd, Plnkr, BF)
This post is an archive of all Dr Eoin Clarke’s multifarious apologies for defamation, with some commentary.
I have posted them here, just in case Dr Eoin ClarkeContinue reading →
The End is Nigh!
So, at last, the end is nigh. I have reached the end of my Odyssey through the merciless killer that was the Black Death. A killer, and, if I am correct, one which was both moreContinue reading →
Who Let the Dogs Out?
Cry havoc! and let slip the dogs of war,
that this foul deed shall smell above the earth with carrion men, groaning for burial.
I have been pondering this matter for days now, sinceContinue reading →
I am indebted to my commentator, DtP, for suggesting the title – superb! Wish I had thought of it myself.
First the Yewtree report. This long awaited £450,000 worth of expensive police time has succeeded in unitingContinue reading →
Competition – The Policeman’s Bawl…
My, but the Police are unhappy this morning. Bawling their eyes out in fact.
The Assistant Commissioner, Simon Byrne, has described Detectives as ‘Constables in T-shirts and jeans’ thereby upsetting everyone. The detectives are upset at the insinuation that they are no better than your ‘ornery, ploddingContinue reading →
Vera Baird and the Ineptocracy
We maintain a healthy interest in the Life and Times of Vera Baird, known as the ‘Towering Inferno’ (apparently she explodes when insufficiently respected).
Our Vera is now perambulating – presumably at significantly Continue reading →
Alex Jones shoots Piers Morgan down in Flames… excellent stuff!!
I try, I really do try, to get worked up over whether Stuart Hall kissed a 13 year old on the lips 20 years ago. Perhaps it did ruin her entire life. Maybe she was so traumatisedContinue reading →
A question for Nigel Farage – Has the UK got room for another million people?
Are there houses for them all? How will the roads fare with another half million or so cars on the road?
Could the hospitals cope? – a particularly pertinent question given that many of them suffer from health problems…will the GPs surgeries be able toContinue reading →
Danse Macabre: The Black Death Part 3
“Death is Coming”
As regular readers will know, just before Christmas I started an amateur investigation into the so-called “Black Death”, the deadly plague of unparalleled ferocity and virulence that spread across Europe, Britain andContinue reading →
Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading – Birthday Edition!
And indeed it is – the Birthday Edition! For this noisy, brawling, lusty blog is four years old today.
2,700 posts over those four years – 1,700 of them I find I have written…an average ofContinue reading →
I am the very model of the Paedo-finder General.
I’m investigating celebrities, and I’m chastely puritanical,
I twat on Twitter and with privacy I’m economical;
I’ve learned to speak at conferences, colloquia and seminars
I’ve even sent impassioned pleas to European commissars
I never Continue reading →