We donât want to fight but by Jingo if we do
Weâve got the ships, weâve got the men,
and weâve got the money too;
The euphemisms are being run up the flag pole, and the international armchair warmongers are gathering round the most popular â the âno-fly zoneâ. Now if a âno-fly zoneâ actually meant no planes in the air, the entire Libyan question being settled on the basis of âknickers anâ vest in the âollerâ as several generations of sectarian violence has been in Liverpool, then I might be in favour.
It doesnât of course; it means none of Gaddafi-currently-on-the-naughty-stepâs planes being allowed to take off, by the simple expedient of filling the airways with American war planes, as sold to each and every friendly oil consuming nation that could be persuaded to sign up in time, screaming overhead bombing innocent citizens if they happen to be anywhere near where the co-ordinates say it was âearnestly believedâ that three screws that could be used to assemble a nuclear bomb were last seen.
But Gaddafiâs bombing his own people, you say, he must be stopped! Yes, but the only way in which you can ensure his planes donât take off is by bombing them, bombing the airfields, bombing the air control towers, and bombing all the people who work in them, are anywhere near them, or happen to be anywhere near the one plane â âin an operation of this sizeâ â that happened to veer off course and bomb the local primary school. See? We bomb Gaddafiâs people for him, this is called moral superiority.
From the news clips which I have seen, most of the damage to human life seems to be coming from the tanks of Gaddafiâs elite forces â are we going to bomb them as well? This âno-fly zoneâ which is so popular is, after all, being suggested because of the loss of Libyan life â is it OK to be felled by a howitzer but not be bombed from the air? Care to experiment to ascertain how you would feel given the choice?
If we bomb the airfields and the planes, what would be our justification for not bombing the tanks? How do we tell the difference between half a dozen tanks racing across the desert full of defecting elite guards en route to donate their weaponry to the rebels, and half a dozen tanks racing to obliterate Benghazi?
If we do nothing, and stop drooling over pictures of photogenic babies with a leg missing on news at ten by way of stoking our jingoism, then what will happen? Innocent citizens will die â as they will if we intervene. One side or the other will end up with the oil â as they will if we intervene. We could just leave the Libyans alone to slug it out together, we could then make a decision as to whether we wish to support the winning side by buying their oil â or not. 80% of Libyaâs oil comes into Europe.
Losing 80% of your income is pretty devastating no matter how much of a modern multi-billionaire despot you are. Losing 80% of your income and waking up to find you have trashed your entire estate â and the servants have all fled â is a crippling result. That is assuming Gaddafiâs forces win! Alternatively, the rebels may win, and Gaddafi will have been dealt with in time honoured way with a length of wire and the nearest lamp post.
Either way, we wonât have added to the carnage, nor will we be financially responsible for rebuilding the country â pace Iraq and Afghanistan â the armchair warmongers may have to turn the central heating down a notch or two, but by the time we had finished paying for the rebuilding of Libya, they would have had to do that anyway.
Drive slower, turn the heating down, bring home the excitable Sky correspondents, itâs not the Superbowl, nor a spectator sport: just give us a calm account of the result in a few weeks time and if we donât like the look of the winner, we can all play our part by refusing to buy oil.
We donât have the ships, we donât have the men, and we certainly donât have the money to bomb Gaddafiâs citizens for him.
We could usefully have a ban on selling arms to any other country whilst we are about it. Perhaps we wouldnât feel so guilty watching them turn them on their own citizens then.