(The following are un-reported excerpts from Mr Blair’s recent speech at Sedgefield, which were mysteriously omitted from the televised version.) Hey, look — I know I promised to be whiter than white.Continue reading →
Right, I’m quite insistent on this: finish what you’re eating. Put down your cup. Remove all sharp objects from your person.
AlthoughContinue reading →
It will play out like this: Labour will introduce a universal social care “levy” to extractContinue reading →
Cui bono? One of the fundamental questions to ask when faced with the more curious and excessive displays of human intransigenceContinue reading →
Note the order of words in the title!
My, but the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs have been busy little bees today.
NoContinue reading →
The resignation of Dr Polly Taylor – the veterinary medicine expert whose post is required by law to be filled on the committee – from the Advisory Council onContinue reading →
It was decided this week that Greenwich Park would be the venue for the Equestrian events at the 2012 London Olympics, despite aContinue reading →
AngryTeen for a thorough and intelligent fisking of BNP Policy.
Obnoxio for the ultimate car sales advertisement.Continue reading →
Byers was one of the queueContinue reading →
Some int’rest on a debt
I am the one in ten
Settling such a monstrous bet
Nobody knows me
Even though I`m always there
AContinue reading →
Last December a double-decker bus full of school children, all around nine years old ,tried to drive under a low railway bridge. It didn’t make it. The top floorContinue reading →
I certainly had to indulge in some heavy breathing after reading this farrago of nonsense:
Civil servants have been given counselling manuals advisingContinue reading →
“Palpitating pageant of pachyderms, pulchritude and pantomime! Extraordinary wild animal exploits! Desperately dangerous displays of unrivalled aerialism! Colossally comic comedians! Dainty and dexterous displays of principal bareback equitation!”
Dread news from the AP today, reporting from Gauhati in India, where the arms race has taken on a terrifying new twist.
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HeContinue reading →
The first little “Brownie” from the budget has just been highlighted:
“VAT and postal A.96 – From 31 January 2011 VAT will beContinue reading →
Alastair Darling budget speech 2010……
Nonsense on stilts!
“Tax relief on pensions will be restricted from nextContinue reading →
I’ve got a little list — I’ve got a little list
Of snivelling back-benchers who should be voted out,
And who never would beContinue reading →
One of the most amusing ironies to ever emerge from the burgeoning European superstate is that it may well be the Germans whoContinue reading →
Screaming Lord Mandelson
Crawls through the undergrowth –
Snake in the grass.
Prince of the Underworld,
Vicious and venomous
PainContinue reading →
Another day, another career change. Nothing unusual in the life of Ms Raccoon, who never was a woman to say No.
Old Holborn has agreed to stand for election asContinue reading →
A hat tip to Tractor Stats for setting me on the trail of this one….
Shortly after theContinue reading →
Now that smokers are safely corralled in windswept doorways puffing on their soggy dogContinue reading →
Begorrah! It seems that the Irish public sector has made an enormous leap that our bloated, thuggish “civil” “service” seems to be reluctant to: