An enterprising job hunting firm MyWorkSearch.co.uk have compiled a list of recommended jobs for MPs should they not be re-elected next week.

Gordon Brown as a

Kathryn Smith, Labour general election candidate for Gravesend, was arrested after crashing her car into a roundabout, says her agent. She was breathalysed at the scene. Her agent said she had asked to

Bigot [ˈbɪgət]n a person who is intolerant of any ideas other than his or her own, esp on religion, politics, or race[from Old French: name applied contemptuously to the Normans by the French,

I had always though that the Catholic Church regarded gambling as a sin.

I was surprised to learn (not partaking of that good book too often!) that the bible doesn’t

‘Tis always a quandary, every morning ‘tis a quandary. Which of the many stories, rumours and salacious gossipy bits do you pick up and blog your opinion on?

Whenever I am trying to master a new

‘Privileged background’ is the buzz phrase in this election.

Cameron apparently has, so does Clegg, Gordon Brown would tell you that despite being the son of Manse in a poor

There seems to be a bit of a witch hunt going on at the moment with regard to the Catholic church.

Of course a lot of the negative publicity

Open warfare had broken out at Blogwarts, since the results of the first debate had been announced. A raiding party of Cameroons had invaded Slytherin House and debagged Mandelson, the school sneak. In retaliation,

Dr Julian Lewis

It seems that the slightest hint of stepping outside the bounds of the political orthodoxy has officially become anathema:

David Cameron was urged

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COBRA, shorthand for the Cabinet Office Briefing Room A has, as it always does, stepped up to the breach in an emergency. This is the same team of top flight Ministers from

Nick Clegg bounced along through the last debate, all floppy haired and puppyish, and the message he seemed most eager to get across was that he was quite unlike ‘you two’ as