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Monthly Archives: November 2009

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Lifting the curtain, just a little

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by Thaddeus J. Wilson on November 30, 2009

Lifting the curtain … just a little!

Under the circumstances, I suppose it’s nearly mandatory that I start off by saying, “Evening, possums!” I was as disappointed as

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Under New Management.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 30, 2009

Well, new management folks! There will be an ‘alternative Ms Raccoon’ for the next couple of months – someone has very kindly volunteered to fill my shoes whilst I concentrate on getting better.

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The Final Curtain.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 27, 2009

Those of you who know me well, will be aware that I have not been well in recent months.

Thanks to the excellent French medical service, which is second to none, I have undergone a battery

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Google and the Land of the Free.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 26, 2009

Somewhere between my greasy gang land garagiste era and before sliding into the ice age of the Lord Chancellor’s Office, I ran a small hotel in Suffolk on the outskirts of a vast

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Equality begins in the home.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 25, 2009

That shrill group of legal harpies, Harriet Harman, Maria Eagle and Vera Baird, otherwise known as the Government ‘Equalities’Â Office, have chosen today to launch

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Coming to a Street Near You!

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by Anna Raccoon on November 23, 2009

Undeterred by the egg splattered faces of scientists struggling to extricate themselves from a rising crescendo of claims that the whole notion of global warming and climate change is fraudulent, and oblivious to

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Last remaining incandescent Rosbif writes…

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by John Ward on November 22, 2009

Down on the Googlemail funny-forum, one patient won’t be taking any more medication

Earlier this year I had a long and at times irritable email correspondence with Oliver

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Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 21, 2009

The Anger of a Quiet Man on the farce that is Catherine Ashton’s new appointment.

Raedwald on the need for a European Army.

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The Not So Triffling Truffle.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 21, 2009

The weather is still 20 degrees plus every day, the skies are clear and blue, but we know that Autumn is with us for the woodlands in these parts bristle with signs warning that the age old

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It’s Me Religion, Innit?

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by Anna Raccoon on November 20, 2009

Young Mohsin Khan was driving along with this collection of 10″ blades held together with chain under his car seat. He was stopped by Police on his way to a West End nightclub.

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++Breaking News++

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by Anna Raccoon on November 20, 2009

Raise your eyes to the skies, bow down before them. Greet the new President of the European Council and the new Foreign Affairs Chief. Belgian Prime Minister Herman Van Rompuy and Mandelson’s

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It takes one to know one…

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by Anna Raccoon on November 20, 2009

Right, lets take this very, very, slowly.

The gentleman sandwiched in the middle of these two ladies, as he has been for some time, is David Curry MP.

The

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Back to School

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by Gloria Smudd on November 19, 2009

Born under a bad sign,
I been down since I began to crawl,
If it wasn’t for bad luck
I wouldn’t have no luck at all*
(*Music by Booker T Jones, lyrics by

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God Speed Ye Legal Gentlemen…

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by Anna Raccoon on November 19, 2009

God speed ye Legal gentlemen, let nothing you delay,
In ending piglet’s troughing ways,
And save us all from Nu-Labour’s power when they had gone astray. O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort

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A Very British Beef…

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by Gloria Smudd on November 19, 2009

We’ve all been told it’s very rude
If we neglect to chew our food
But what is stocked in one big shop
Has caused my lower jaw to drop
So you can see stuck

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Listen with Mother.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 18, 2009

Are you sitting comfortably boys and girls? Then I’ll begin.

Once upon a time, my husband and I hoped that this year’s speech might contain something about cleaning up this den

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Gordon’s Puppet Master.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 18, 2009

How to get a head in the BBC: Part 1 Paul Smith spent the best part of two years in the Broom Cupboard, with his hand inserted in Gordon’s anal

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The Danger of Following The Sun.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 18, 2009

The blogging world is essentially diamagnetic to the iron fist of controlling legislation. We scattered like whirling dervishes to our keyboards to denounce Baroness Buscombe’s suggestion that the PCC might encompass the

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Trussed Up by Norfolk Tories.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 17, 2009

Conservative Central just don’t get it. They pay lip service to the idea that the electorate are up in arms about MPs expenses, they mutter that the electorate are ‘our Masters’, then

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Catching Balls, Twitterati Supremo.

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by John Ward on November 17, 2009

Ed Balls, Secretary of State for Children.

Salary: £142,000 pa

Claimed expenses: £21,429 last year

Outlined above is the official nature of Ed Balls’ job

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Is it ‘cos I’s Black?

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by Anna Raccoon on November 16, 2009

Two days ago we had the farce of searching South London for a 25 stone Afro-Caribbean woman based on the sole information being that she had a mole under her

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Court of Protection: Masters of Lunacy

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by Anna Raccoon on November 15, 2009

The Mail on Sunday holds out the delicious prospect that we may yet see some ‘naked’ civil servants. Whilst I have lambasted them previously for their inaccurate reporting, they have taken another bite

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Helping the Police with their Enquiries.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 15, 2009

I heard on the radio that a ‘dangerous murderess’ had been taken for a stroll round the local ‘Toys ‘R’ Us’ and decided not to return to the secure mental hospital whence we had thought she was safely

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Proportional Humiliation.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 14, 2009

One of the ‘events’ I missed during my three day sleep in, was the defeat in parliament of the removal of the ‘freedom of expression’ amendment to the Coroners and Justice Bill.

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Lost Encounters……

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by Anna Raccoon on November 14, 2009

Raccoontrack would like to apologise for the lack of buffet car on the 11/11/09; the non-appearence of the 12/11/09, and the 13/11/09. Wrong kind of sheep, leaves on the track, too much wind

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The future in the Coffee Grounds.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 11, 2009

Isn’t this clever? It is now five minutes to three in the afternoon, the Prime Minister isn’t even in the chamber – and the Spectator started telling us what he said three hours

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Hissing Brown and the ‘S’ word.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 10, 2009

Jamie Janes of the 1st Battalion The Grenadier Guards

Jacqui Janes is the woman we need in Parliament.

Whichever party has the wit to sign her up as Parliamentary

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Let them Eat Whine and Erections for the Whining Clergy.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 10, 2009

Fresh from whining during ‘Alcohol Awareness Week’ about the estimated 91,000 deaths that will occur in the next decade due to the over consumption of evil booze, which is apparently an ‘unacceptably high death toll’ amongst

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The Difference a Word Makes…

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by Anna Raccoon on November 9, 2009

Yesterday we honoured that breed of person known as Soldiers. We can add the word ‘old’ in front, as in ‘Old Soldiers’ and we become particularly deferential. Somehow existing for 50 years in peacetime after

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What to do with a Shrink on the Brink?

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by Anna Raccoon on November 8, 2009

Amidst the politically correct carnage which is the American corporate media trying to write something, anything, on the meltdown of politics and religion triggered, quite literally, by Major Hasan Nidal at Fort Hood, without offending

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