Hedgehog redesigned as toilet roll holder.
Victor Ford has many problems in life. He’s an alcoholic paranoid schizophrenic.
Ambling along Balmoral Avenue in Spalding, he was seized by a desire to make a profound post
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The Twittery Stock Market.
Both the Times £Paywall and the Telegraph have covered the story this morning of that inane cesspit of late night ramblings, Twitter, being the basis for calculations of a 25m Hedge Fund for investors. Both
Continue reading →The Ballsup behind the Banking Crisis.
Some gems in this morning’s Sunday Times £paywall edition of the Alastair Darling book “Back from the Brink”
In the aftermath of this crisis many have claimed authorship of what proved to be
Continue reading →Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading.
Who Paid? Why?
Remember Mark Duggan? The family man whose partner Semone was so devoted to him that she had three of her four children by him:
“Mark was a good dad, He loved his
Continue reading →Is Israel really the monster it’s made out to be?
This is another subject that cannot actually be rationally discussed.
Any mention of “facts” will be met with an increasingly histrionic barrage of “counter-facts” and allegations of
Continue reading →Pick n’ Mix Nuts.
Shock statistics from the European College of Neuropsychopharmacology claim that 164 million Europeans – 38.2% of the entire population of Europe are suffering from a mental disorder.
Given that 43% of Europeans voted in the
Continue reading →The Curmudgeon on Cameroid.
Reading of the latest Cameroid ‘big society’ project, accompanied by Prime Ministerial scoffing of ale and jubilation from the outraged ‘moral majority’, I am minded of an incident several years ago now, when a friend of mine
Continue reading →How Much is that Golly in the Window?
I give in. No longer will I try to make sense of this world. The entire country is nuts.
Two neighbours live in £1 million pound properties separated by a spacious courtyard – and I do
Continue reading →Making a Drachma Out of a Crisis.
I idly wondered, in the early hours of this morning, where had the original advertising slogan come from? Susie Henry, who founded the Waldron, Allen, Henry & Thompson advertising agency for Legal and General, if you are
Continue reading →Blogger’s Handbags at Dawn: The *More Popcorn* Sagas.
One of the defining features of the comments section of political blogs is the propensity for reasoned debate to slide into hysterical abuse. Frequently the comments can be better than the original blog posts as commentators relieve
Continue reading →Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading.
Ambush Predator, a perennial selection in these stakes, takes on Libby Brooks down on Dale Farm. MummylonglegsX advocates the law of consequences in classic
Continue reading →Stripping Benedict
I dare say you saw the story yesterday about Benedict Garrett, good looking, hunky, talented young teacher, who was found guilty of ‘unacceptable professional conduct’.
Benedict’s crime was that he didn’t just stand in front of
Continue reading →Profligacy in the Magistrate’s Court.
The Magistrate’s Court is one of our oldest institutions, the very embodiment of Cameroid’s Big Society. The devolvement of power and responsibility down to grass roots level.
‘Good and Lawful’ men have been charged with objectively
Continue reading →The politics of abortion
There can be no more emotive topic, nor one that more clearly underscores the villainy of government versus the sensitivity of anarchism than the difficult matter of abortion.
Nadine Dorries, bless her
Continue reading →Is It ‘Cos I’s Victimised?
‘Old man Dale had a Farm’, back in the days when farms were something you kept animals on and scraped a living from. He milked cows and herded sheep and did all manner of such things.
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Trawling Labia for the G-Spot.
Today we learn that Britain’s finest, those lantern jawed, snake hipped men of Hereford and Worcester are on their hands and knees conducting a finger tip search of Labia’s mysterious hills, vales, and hidden crevices looking for
Continue reading →Tax Brakes?
I saw something the other day, something utterly unremarkable in its banal common sense:
“Give tax breaks to manufacturing businesses in areas of high unemployment”
I mean, it’s obvious, isn’t it? When
Continue reading →Hacking for Halfwits.
Its never to late to learn – you too can be an object of fear to the authorities.
Keep up with your teenage children.
Only requires one moving finger, the rest of you can be as dormant as you like.
Bring the world down
Continue reading →French With Tears
I wrote this last night.
It was intended as an e-mail to a good friend, but dork that I am, I don’t have my e-mail password with me…. I have my computer, but no wi-fi connection.
Walk the plank, Mr Shapps!
While perusing the news in a most cantankerous frame of mind, I was suitably annoyed to come across this mindbendingly stupid idea from our Minister of Housing:
The government is offering councils financial
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Jail Megrahi!
A growing chorus of people is calling for Abdel al-Megrahi, to be placed in gaol again.
Any regular of Private Eye would know that his original conviction was based on
Continue reading →Hyperventilating Over Paedophilia
Paedophilia is an emotive subject; banned in ‘polite’ media circles, it has become virtually the exclusive province of the Blogosphere.
Every day – as Matt Wardman discovered when he took over
Continue reading →Small Beer.
Having just hosted the annual general meeting of the Raccoonteurs*, a rowdy affair at the best of times, I am not in the slightest surprised to discover that the average Briton will consume more than 5,800
Continue reading →All In The Best Possible Taste.
The title ‘Speaker’s Wife’ is well on its way to becoming a synonym for ‘Vacuous Slapper’. Perhaps it is there already.
Such a coincidence though; no sooner is Max Clifford hired to control her public image
Continue reading →Autism revisited
One of the defining features of Autism is the obsessive nature of repeat actions. Autistic children are quite capable of maintaining a week long smashing, grabbing, and screaming rage if they are prevented from carrying out some
Continue reading →Anna on The Death Penalty.
The ‘State’ already has the death penalty. It uses it. This State. The United Kingdom.
Yes it does!
I have watched with grim fascination the debates occurring on this blog – for and against the death penalty
Continue reading →Sponsor a Looter?
Abercrombie & Fitch has decided Jersey Shore’s cocktail of sex, alcohol, bragging and bad behaviour is harming its “aspirational” brand image and “may be distressing to many of our fans”.
It is reversing the normal rules
Continue reading →Fisking the brain–dead Loony Left.
Sometimes I despair. The following is doing the rounds on the left wing blogs to loud applause in the social media. I flatly refuse to link to it.
My comments in red italics.
The Feckless Few.
You might imagine, listening to the morning news, that the ‘Feckless’ were a new phenomena. Some development of modern society that requires the combined thinking power of a dozen politico think tanks and a conference hall of
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