Making a Drachma Out of a Crisis.

I idly wondered, in the early hours of this morning, where had the original advertising slogan come from? Susie Henry, who founded the Waldron, Allen, Henry & Thompson advertising agency for Legal and General, if you are interested.
You might be playing Trivial Pursuits one day.
Whilst I was trolling about in these waters, I came across another little known slogan that obviously didnât catch on as well. Chivas Regal Scotch â âAre your friends living beyond your means?â Our âfriendsâ in Europe certainly are.
Back in 2009, when our âthey bubble, we squeakâ friends first put out their begging bowl, on account of how the world fiscal crisis had unaccountable left them a little short of the means to retire to the beach at 50, the EU took a hard look at their finances. Not unreasonably so.
They concluded that actually, it wasnât just the âit started in Americaâ banking crisis that had left them short of spondoolies, they had been so for years, we had just never noticed.
The reason we had never noticed was that they, how can I put this â had some unusual accounting practices, or as the EU put it, they had submitted âincorrect dataâ based on ânon-respect of accounting rulesâ in âimproperly documented book-keepingâ â what would be termed âlied through their back teeth in order to get the loanâ had it been any ordinary mortal that we were talking about.
That small detail didnât seem to make the evening news as effectively as the fires they started in the main square and the riots all over town. You can be forgiven for having overlooked it. Call it âDale Farmâ syndrome â make enough noise and everyone will forget the important principle that got you in the mess in the first place.
The EU hadnât forgotten though, and as the price of delivering a wagon load of our money they used one of the treaty articles (121 (4) of TFEU if youâre that interested) to force the Greeks to use an independent accounting service and âregularâ methods of recording who had taken which money for which purposeâ¦Note the word Independent; some one who canât get fired for saying things the recipients of the money donât likeâ¦..
The new accounting service, the Ruritanian âState Budget Execution Monitoring Officeâ put out its first report a few weeks ago. It said that despite two bailouts, Greeks still werenât âgetting itâ and that the âdynamics of the public debt, boosted by a significant debt increase, a high primary deficit and a deepening recession, were now â¦â¦out of control.â
Whoosh! Independent accounting services arenât supposed to say things like that! By Thursday, the Finance Minister had come roaring out of his office to announce that ââIt is clear that the budget office still lacks [â¦] knowledge, experience and sense of responsibility,â Or put it another way â âhasnât learnt to say what I tell itâ¦â¦.â
The Greek government are now going to place some of their apparatchiks into the Independent accounting service to, er, see things their way, and gain the âknowledge, experience and sense of responsibilityâ that is required to get us to go on financing their lifestyle â theyâll have to, the independent auditors have resigned.
Greece was not the only country to have had new accounting methods imposed on their, er, somewhat peasant ways. Italy too. Italy, like Greece, was supposed to up its pension age, to make a little more room on the beaches for us. They too, have decided that this is an austerity measure too far â the only people likely to be upping their pension ages will be the ever complaint British, who will have to go on working to pay for all this madness.
Yet our media are only concerned with manufacturing stories about eggs being sold by weight or Euro-stop-start refusing sterling currency, simple knee jerk one liners. Itâs pathetic. There are far bigger stories out there, major issues of mendacious, scrofulous politicians all over Europe, lying, cheating, and thieving in order to maintain their current position.
Talking of mendacious, scrofulous politicians. A little gem in the Telegraph over the wee-end, and a puzzle for youâ¦.
âDeng-dang, the witch ainât deadâ, aka Wendy Deng, Rupert Murdochâs wife, has slipped another right hook past the referees determined that her husband should be knocked out cold without so much as putting on his boxing gloves. She hasnât so much waded in, but slipped quietly through a back door of the âMurdoch is dead, Cameron was far too close to himâ celebratory party, and quietly let off a stink bomb in the corner.
It seems that Murdoch is a man of such poor judgement that he considered Tony Blair to be the best person in the whole wide world to be in charge of his childâs moral compass. Caligula in charge of the premature baby unit. Gulp. He appointed him God Father to his youngest child. Thereâs a kid to watch closely.
What fascinates me is that Blair was Prime Minister at the time and the Christening service was in Jerusalem. It is inconceivable that Blair could have travelled to Jerusalem and anything less than 100 people from security to secretaries being involved and have knowledge of the trip and purpose.
Not one of them leaked this information, not even within the office? Ed Milibland was out on his soapbox, decrying the closeness of Cameron to Murdoch â âhe went riding with one of Murdochâs executivesâ â and no one, but no one ever said, âhang on, Blair was even closerâ.
Or maybe they did.
Maybe the whole Murdoch exercise was not so much get Rupert as get Blair and the Blairites? What think you?
September 5, 2011 at 19:38
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Not that strange. Arafat always used to turn up to Midnight Mass in
Bethlehem.
September 5, 2011 at 18:59
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The Christening was in March 2009, by which time Blair was no longer PM. He
switched from C of E to RC immediately after he resigned as PM. The Murdochs
are Catholics so Blair wouldnât have been invited to be one of the Godfathers
if he had still been C ofâE.
The ceremony wasnât in Jerusalem. It was on the banks of the river Jordan.
Almost certainly on the Jordanian side, because Queen Rania of Jordan was
present (a bit odd since she is a Muslim).
September 5, 2011 at 19:35
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CORRECTION. It was March 2010 not 2009
September 5, 2011 at 17:10
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I think one thing has changed, Engineer. Todayâs robber barons are more
greedy, and more dishonest than the Normans could ever have imagined. And too
much in thrall to Europe.
I remember in 1975 someone said at a pro-European rally in Trafalgar Square
that people should look at who was against Europe and make up their minds. The
high profile opponents of Europe were Enoch Powell and Tony Benn. While we may
disagree with some of the values of one or other of those two, I do not
believe that either was a liar or a cheat.
September 5, 2011 at 15:02
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One of the reasons that the Norman rule after the invasion of 1066 was
successful (for them, anyway) was the efficient Anglo-Saxon civil service in
place in England at the time â perhaps a development of earlier Roman
administration practices. The Domesday survey would have been completely
impossible without it. The rest of Europe was a disorganised mess by
comparison.
Nine hundred years later, not much has changed.
September 5, 2011 at 14:20
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Minor point , Memsahib, but think this slightly alters meaning of relevant
piece of your usual deathless prose, âever complaint Britishâ â unless what
you meant to say is , isnât time you supine buggers got your pitch forks out
and had a go at the pro-euro elite ?
The whole âget Murdochâ black op was
entirely beeboid driven, with Cameron as handy collateral damage.
September 5, 2011 at 13:04
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It could have been worse, Cherie could have been a god mother. Orare pro
mei.
September 5, 2011 at 11:52
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âThereâs a kid to watch closelyâ¦â
Why am I suddently thinking âThe
Omenââ¦.?
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