In the beginning there was Adam and Eve and a big rock.
Adam was much stronger than Eve. He could lift the big rock and drop it on her head. He didn’t need to
Continue reading →In the beginning there was Adam and Eve and a big rock.
Adam was much stronger than Eve. He could lift the big rock and drop it on her head. He didn’t need to
Continue reading →Mrs Raft blogging – Hurrah!
Dave Higgerson – T’wit, T’wit, T’wooooo.
Subrosa – Common sense on the drugs industry.
The Heresiarch – Perverted Paediatrics.
Ambush Predator – with a bed timebushy tale to give you nightmares
Continue reading →Time was, if you were a particularly diligent student, you had immaculate hand-writing, and had totally ‘kept your nose clean’ during your student years, you were eligible to sit the Civil Service Entrance Exam.
If you
Continue reading →I had a set to with an American ‘colleague’ yesterday which resulted in me advising him to go forth and multiply. Then I watched the Grand Inquisition of the BP CEO Tony Hayward. So I am not well
Continue reading →I see that the old idea of teaching young kids all about sex has reared its ugly head again. In this case,
Continue reading →The State of Utah has a long association with the Mormon Church.
Thus, along with retaining the death penalty, they have also retained an affinity to the idea of ‘blood atonement’ – that the physical spilling
Continue reading →Coroner Michael Rose, speaking at an inquest in 2008, said that more than 200 people had been killed in the previous six years by high sped police chases. I cannot find more up to
Continue reading →I don’t personally think the State has any business involving itself in the rearing of children.
If you were to offer yourself to Social Services as a prospective adopter with a CV that read ‘will change
Continue reading →Some 20 years ago, a pair of peacocks arrived in this village – from whence we know not. They made their home in an old shed on the edge of the village, and raised a
Continue reading →From Guido this morning, this snippet. Pat Glass the new MP for North West Durham – trilling with excitement, not at the opportunity to help her new constituents, nor right social wrongs, nor
Continue reading →Show ‘em what you’re made of.
Yes, you! Plato, Muffled Vociferation, Subrosa, Ambush Predator, Charlotte, Bella….
Listen up, and I’ll
Continue reading →When a raft overturned on the Clear Creek in Arkansas, one of the casualties was a 13 year old girl who had been undergoing training in the art of piloting a few rudimentary logs roped together through
Continue reading →The Croydon Guardian has an interesting Freedom of Information response this week.
Wandsworth Council invested £174,785 on employing and training staff to enforce the smoking ban. A further £32,445 went on producing ‘no-smoking’ signs, conducting
Continue reading →[Ed. Anna I need 150 words on transplant patients by 8am]
30% of Transplant patients die before they ever get the chance of a donor organ. According to NHS figures, three people die each day waiting for a
Continue reading →According to Joan Smith at the Guardian the reason that Derrick Bird went on his killing spree in Cumbria was that he was a sexual predator.
The reason being, using her tortuous and convoluted
Continue reading →When Peter Singer contrasted the ability of a prawn swimming across Botany Bay and making a choice whether to turn left or right, with the lack of ability to make a choice on the
Continue reading →No holds Bard – Jon Cruddas sets out with Shakespearean eloquence the true nature of the Labour Party leadership.
“Far be it from me to compare modern politicians to Soviet apparatchiks.
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There is a paradox facing those who have responsibility for equipping “our brave men and women”. Our soldiers are braving death and disfigurement
Continue reading →When my dog became obese, unwilling to go for a walk, and still eating obsessively, I consulted the Vet.
‘Cut down his food’, she said. ‘Put it at the end of the garden so he has to walk to eat
Continue reading →Extract from the “Z to Z Encyclopaedia of Z-List Biographies”
[…]Their parents Tonia Blair and Gordon Brown were brought
Continue reading →I can restrain myself no longer. I have listened to the farrago of nonsense spewing forth from the lips of various political commentators and
Continue reading →Nasty old British Petroleum. Emphasise the British.
Filthy company, bringing oil onto virgin Louisiana shores. For profit, no less.
Kick Tony Hayward up the backside. Irresponsible lout. What was he thinking of?
Profit indeed,
Continue reading →The media is awash with words. They spiral out of the mouths of politicians in a plume of murky dust. Pundits ladle them over our heads at every opportunity. The Unions churn them out faster
Continue reading →So, imagine Chi Onwurah, Diane Abbott, and Shabana Mahmood are standing for election as leader of the Labour party…… David Milliband doesn’t have enough nominations to stand.
How long would a web site ‘Operation
Continue reading →“‘Crossbow Cannibal’ Stephen Griffiths hospitalised after after failed suicide attempt” screams the Mirror’s ‘exclusive’ – stuttering its way through two ‘afters’ in its excitement, and handily mirrored in the Sun and the Daily Mail.
Continue reading →Yesterday I read that this young lady – I use the term loosely – was so ‘hot’ that a bank clerk was sufficiently distracted by her appearance that he stole £217,000 and funnelled it in her
Continue reading →France is on the cusp of another outbreak of ‘carbeque’ and racial tension.
Two months ago, halal butcher and Muslim, Lies Habbadj, (great name!) was accused of polygamy by the French Minister for the Interior, Brice
Continue reading →It does my dyslexic heart good to know that the mighty Grauniad can make so many mistakes that it has to have a ‘Corrections and Clarifications Column Editor’ – we could do with one around here.
Today they
Continue reading →We are invited to let the Kharzi Kiddies tug at our heart strings again. The very use of the word children is designed to evoke a particular emotion. ‘Young people’ doesn’t achieve the same end.
Continue reading →We have become immune to the numerous warnings of the dire results of continuing to smoke.
Terminal Brewers’ Droop, early death, amputated feet and legs, tar encrusted lungs, rotten teeth, foul breath, shrivelled testicles, premature ageing,
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