From the Telegraph:
Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle
A transvestite had sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle.
The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of
Continue reading →From the Telegraph:
Transvestite had sex with a dog at English Heritage castle
A transvestite had sex with a dog in the moat of an English Heritage castle.
The cross-dressing man was caught with the animal in the dry moat of
Continue reading →I never cease to be amazed by the repeated victories of, and lack of response to, the New Puritanism. It seems curious to me that a society as tolerant as the British is, and has been for centuries,
Continue reading →“They put on their headphones, drape a hood over their head and drift off into the world of ‘digital highs’ called i-Dosing.
Oh dear, what you going
Continue reading →Occasionally I get asked to look over some paperwork that some of my son’s more inexperienced friends receive threatening dire retribution and death at the hands of some pretty unsavoury debt collectors and their associated lawyers.
With the exception of Lord Taylor of…well, various places, noble Peers have largely managed to avoid prosecution over expenses claims. Whether this has anything to do with the fact that the woman in
Continue reading →Mrs Thatcher’s words, almost always taken out of context, inspired me when I read of David Cameron’s latest project. Mrs Thatcher was, of course, completely correct: there is
Continue reading →It was dark and stormy night in 1726. Tobias Muddlestick bent over the leather bound ledger, dipped his quill in the ink, and carefully inscribed the words ‘Received 6d’. He paused over the words heading
Continue reading →Our Vera only got £32,383 of our money as a resettlement grant when we kicked her out of Redcar. The ‘winding-up’ expenses she can draw on finish on
Continue reading →I hate the men who would prolong their lives
By foods and drinks and charms of magic art
Perverting nature’s course to keep off death
They ought, when they no longer serve the land
To quit this life, and
A young soldier is confined to barracks today, awaiting possible court martial.
His crime was apparently to think on his feet, and comply with his instructions by the most efficacious method available to
Continue reading →On Friday, the High Court gave permission for a judicial review of the government’s failure to hold a public inquiry into the UK’s alleged complicity in the torture of a large number of civilians.
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I received a donation of a dog a few weeks ago. I am the mad English woman in my local neighbourhood where my door mat is the unofficial repository of pets the local Arabian populus
Continue reading →“BRITAIN has kings, but they are tyrants; she has judges, but unrighteous ones; generally engaged in plunder and rapine, but always preying on the innocent; whenever they exert themselves to avenge or protect, it
Continue reading →Is an hour too long to wait in an emergency? Can passion survive the wait?
In an age when the Pizzeria guarantees your appetite will be sated within ten minutes of your call, I wonder at
Continue reading →Feelin’ okay this mornin’
And you know,
We’re on the road to paradise
Here we go, here we go
As it does so very often manage to do, the issue of road pricing has come around once again. And, as
Continue reading →You really, really, need to go HERE to read this image in all it’s glory.
A quite brilliant effort from The Poke reducing the Daily Wail’s secret editorial formula to a map of the moral underground.
This is a piece
Continue reading →400 years before Christ was born, Hippocrates wrote his essay on the so called ‘sacred disease’ – Epilepsy. He was trying to debunk the theory that epilepsy represented a ‘possession by the spirits’.
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Continue reading →My sister-in-law once famously arrived here for a week’s holiday with six packs of Waitrose prunes in her luggage.
She has never lived it down – this part of the Dordogne is bang in the centre
Continue reading →Perhaps the website designer is working on some horizontal bars? Or did he mean ‘charges will occur from time to time’?
The Crown Prosecution
Continue reading →I am a great fan of “Dogma”. The film, that is, which itself is based on a witty and potentially irreverent view of
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No more ‘Gaunt stranded in Tenerife’, no more ‘SunTalk live rescues stranded Brits’ – how will the Costa Del Crime survive and remain informed without the foul mouthed Gaunt to keep them abreast
Continue reading →Another fascinating article in our series of short hackiographies of the faded stars of yesteryear who have been absent from the public eye…
Dame Petey Mandelslime of Goy was a
Continue reading →Language is the tool of choice for the Social Engineer. Professors tell university students that there is no such thing as ‘right or wrong’, we are all autonomous and can pick our beliefs to suit ourselves. The media
Continue reading →I see the progressive wing of British society is up in arms because our new Prime Minister has dared to utter heretical words. In Parliament, he
Continue reading →The Government must be feeling the pinch with all these righteous folks giving up smoking. Revenues from tobacco are dropping.
Justine Greening, Economic Secretary to the Treasury, has hit on a cunning plan.
He has
Continue reading →Subrosa has highlighted the decision of a small group of managers in the Rochdale shopping centre to install what are delicately known as the ‘Nile Pan’, or alternatively, the hole in the ground toilet, for
Continue reading →Sadly, I am getting old enough to have seen Andrew Lansley’s ‘reform’ of the National Health Service before. Then it was the Tories introduction of the ‘Internal Market’; it failed then and Lansley’s plan is going to fail
Continue reading →I remember the lesson very well. As young potential officers, we had been told to assemble by the statute at 8.00 am sharp. We duly assembled on time, sitting around the base
Continue reading →I read both the Sunday Mail and the Sunday Times of a Sunday morning. The Abbot says I should not do this, because it causes my blood pressure to become even higher than normal, and a
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