Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live ’til eighty four
All we ever get is gru…el!
Ev’ry day we say our prayer –
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru…el!
I think the tax
Continue reading →Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live ’til eighty four
All we ever get is gru…el!
Ev’ry day we say our prayer –
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru…el!
I think the tax
Continue reading →Could there be a more emotive firecracker tossed into the flagellation that is the New of the World hacking scandal? A more despicable, heinous act than accessing ‘Murdered Millie’s’ phone messages? – for she is one of
Continue reading →Odds are that I can guess your PIN in ten attempts.
It will be one of the following
In journalism an Exclusive is defined as:
a piece of news, or the reporting of a piece of news, obtained by a
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If you have to have a heart attack, if you must, what better place to find yourself than in a roomful of cardiac surgeons? Not in Rochdale, no Siree.
Not
Continue reading →Dear Brothers and Sisters of the Blog,
I have been away for a little while, beset with issues which needed my complete attention. However, I have now managed a little time off and accordingly render
Continue reading →Ed Milliband has just made a video ‘loop tape’ to make sure that, no matter what, he is only
Continue reading →I have always been fascinated by how the law, invariably shaped to deal with the ‘hard cases’ that make the headlines and force change, pans out to affect the ordinary, the mundane, the banal, that vast chunk
Continue reading →Around ten years ago, an old friend of mine, an ambitious, clever and talented journalist became the news editor of, as they say, a ‘quality Sunday paper’.
‘Congratulations, you must be delighted’, said I.
‘Harrumph’,
Continue reading →This nightmare that I had
woke up in the hospital suite
And thought “my, this is worse than bad”
just where on earth did I meet
That chick with whom I share this room?
Champagne’s inappropriate
right now and so are those balloons
got no cause
Matt and I are very busy with real life issues. I personally am working 12 hour days to a tight deadline so cannot put in much into writing articles to keep you lot occupied. So please talk amongst yourselves.
Say anything,
Continue reading →Back in the dark ages, well, 40 years ago, there was a ‘private club’ in the Walworth Road known as the Crusaders. It was a long dark room, lined with mirrors; mirrored balls sparkled overhead, tables stretched
Continue reading →You see headlines like “Bacon increases your risk of cancer by 20%”, “One extra unit of alcohol a day increases a woman’s risk of breast cancer by 12%” and “Two units a day reduces the risk of heart disease by
Continue reading →A Googlewhack is a search in Google for a pair of real words which results in exactly one result, in a human-written webpage. I
Continue reading →Hello my darlings! It’s been an eventful week. Action packed as they say, and Ms Raccoon has a fight on her hands; fear not, we will win.
So, pour yourself a drink, make it a double;
Continue reading →Learn how to avoid death when crossing your drive by implementing a handful of common sense safeguards. Even non-existent risk must be mitigated.
Continue reading →Good Evening and Welcome to CRIMEWATCHER. On tonight’s show we will be exposing a fraud so massive that it has affected everyone
Continue reading →Another Census 2011 post to complement my previous post (one of the top read posts on AR). It seems from certain sections of the media that the census results have been hacked.
They are
Continue reading →The 22 year-old winner of the US Open, Rory McIllroy, appeared on Ulster TV when he was 9 years old, to demonstrate how he practiced. There’s
Continue reading →For the next couple of weeks SadButMadLad and me will be handling some of the site admin, working with the other contributors.
Roughly, SadButMadLad is handling site admin issues, and I’m dealing
Continue reading →The three top English Language news websites in North America last month were the Huffington Post, The New
Continue reading →Juan replaces Brenda and Audrey as icons for the kitchen towel product Plenty, which was called Bounty.
Does the company know what they are doing with changing the name of the product and
Continue reading →Have you secretly recorded your neighbour stating that your cat might suddenly vanish into the great mousehole in the sky, but they deny it?
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I can see this catching on – imagine the M40 running through the Labour strongholds in the Rhonda Valley, lined with bleating manifesto promises. Politicians really will be able to eat their words once the count is
Continue reading →Life as the Maire of a small French commune can be onerous. You are a self contained one-man social services department, with responsibility for the welfare of all the inhabitants. An adult literacy department, with responsibility for
Continue reading →We live in interesting times for independent news media. The regional media has been in crisis for years, and councils which used to run their own newspapers have been slapped
Continue reading →Thanks to Fraser Nelson for pointing out a world-class piece of carpet-bagging by Ed Balls MP, the Shadow Chancellor.
In his “Speech for the Alternative” the Sorcerer’s Apprentice Economic Wizard