↓
 

The Anna Raccoon Archives

Anna Raccoon Archives

  • Home
  • About this site
  • Background
  • Other sites
  • Posts by author
  • Posts by Date
  • Posts by name
  • Susanne
<< 1 2 … 29 30 31 32 33 … 91 92 >>

Author Archives: Anna Raccoon

Post navigation

← Older posts
Newer posts →

Cameron Letter: Dear Nation, You’re all loons and we’re so cool

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Daedalus X. Parrot on May 21, 2013

LETTER FROM THE PRIME MINISTER, THE RT.HON. DAVID CAMERON, TO THE NATION

Dear Swivel eyed loons, closet racists, fruitcakes, bigots, homophobes, NIMBYs, BANANAs, NUMBPYDs and other taxpayers,

As you all realise, my carefully selected metrosexual inner circle and I are

Continue reading →

The Revenge of the Social Worker?

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 20, 2013

The Crymlyn Bog is one of the less salubrious parts of Wales. The Romans avoided it, the Welsh had no wish to live in it, and until a wealthy Victorian businessman hired local labour to spend their

Continue reading →

By the Light of the Swivel-Eyed Loon…..

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 18, 2013

1,466 new laws were introduced in the last year, compared with 1,355 in 2011, every last one of them by a government that pledged to ‘cut red tape’.

1,466 new ways in which you could be criminalised.

Continue reading →

A Stickler for the Truth?

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 17, 2013

The BBC programme Newsnight and its ability to truthfully portray events has been of interest to Raccoonistas for some time now. It is fair to say that we have a distinctly jaundiced view of its agenda.

We

Continue reading →

This is the Self-preservation Society!

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 15, 2013

You cannot avoid the Angelina Jolie story this morning, it is spread across every media outlet. A chance to have a gawp at her breasts – but it’s all in a good cause…

In case you

Continue reading →

Save Your Freedom – Please Retweet!

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 14, 2013

We need to ‘gird our loins’ and go to battle folks, I need your assistance on this one! Please retweet this post to anyone you think might pay attention, and kick into action those who you think

Continue reading →

The Pharmaceutical Industry; Ring-Masters of Lunacy.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 13, 2013

It must be that time of the month again, you know, the full moon. Either that or the magic mushroom harvest has been particularly plentiful this year.

The fifth edition of the American Psychiatry Association’s Diagnostic and Statistical Manual

Continue reading →

Hearty Congratulations Raccoonteurs!

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 11, 2013

Back in the later half of last year, I rushed out an ‘emergency’ post, and asked for your help to publicise it.

‘Edna’ of this noble Raccoon Parish had drawn my attention to a Government consultation

Continue reading →

An important advance in Child Protection.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 10, 2013

Whilst we were all busy reading the West Yorkshire Police Inquiry Report this morning, which having earnestly reported that it was keen to ‘separate myth and rumour from fact’ went on to tell us (amidst

Continue reading →

The Family Liaison Officer.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 9, 2013

I chanced upon a remark in my recent reading that struck me as so callous, so utterly devoid of empathy, that I stopped short. Who had made this remark? A Family Liaison Officer!

As is my wont, I

Continue reading →

Football, Racism, and Useless Running Dogs.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 7, 2013

Now cut me some slack this morning, as they say. I am but a mere female, and I understand not that of which I speak…

I always understood the origins of football to lie in the mystic veneration

Continue reading →

Nigel Evans MP is not Dead; Nigel Evans MP is Gay!

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 6, 2013

Blimey! If we ever doubted the veracity of the two statements in my headline, we have only to take a quick run through the media today. Even the various pictures of Nigel Evans MP that are selected by the

Continue reading →

The Flat-Pack Barrister…

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 4, 2013

The incumbent government is desperate to stop money haemorrhaging out of the Treasury.  They try to pick on some area of the economy where the potential recipients of funds are not too militant – they don’t want miners flame throwing

Continue reading →

UKIP if you want to…!

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 3, 2013

UKIP has acted as the Provisional Wing of the Pub Bore Society for some years. Seated on the far stool of political life, they have droned on endlessly about the failings of the big three parties. ‘They’re

Continue reading →

Victim’s Rights v.Villain’s Rights.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 2, 2013

When the Police in Maryland, U.S, suspected a nightclub owner of running a major drug dealing operation, they were not unsurprisingly, rather keen to find out where he went every day, and who he was meeting. It is an

Continue reading →

Who’s telling this story? Whose story is it anyway?

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on May 1, 2013

It’s the age old argument at dinner tables twixt husband and wife – ‘Who’s telling this story?’ – as husband (I’m biased, so?) interrupts wife halfway through the tale and manages to spoil the punch line…

It has set me thinking. Who actually ‘owns’

Continue reading →

Pallial Palliations.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on April 30, 2013

When mollusca trawl their glutinous way across our landscape, they have the evolutionary advantage of a third eye to spot potential predators. It’s called the pallial eye.

I thought I’d tell you something interesting pertaining to ‘Pallial’ before you all

Continue reading →

The Secret Court and the Media.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on April 29, 2013

The ‘news’ has to be massaged and imbued with emotive content to interest the Media.

That which most of us would consider ‘news’ – citizens jailed without trial or representation; pension funds raided; savings devalued; citizens starved to death; citizens arrested

Continue reading →

Past Lives and Present Misgivings – Part Nine.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on April 28, 2013

Good morning world – I think I can face you again. It has been an utterly miserable couple of weeks. It is only the steadfast support of Mr G that has firmly plonked me down in front of the computer again this morning with instructions to write.

Continue reading →

Trawling the Shallows.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on April 13, 2013

The Internet has correctly been concerned at what has been perceived as the loss of a ‘right’.  The proposals by the Association of  Chief Police Officers (Acpo) to refuse to release the names of people they arrest in the

Continue reading →

The Horror Hiding in the Shadow of Left Wing Ideology.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on April 12, 2013

These are curious days in the media. They will give endless space and awards to those who speculate on possible horror attributed to the dead who cannot answer back; they cheerfully re-use photographs of dead babies, awarding those babies a nationality that changes

Continue reading →

On Getting the Bitcoin Between Your Teeth.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on April 11, 2013

I shall probably get myself into dangerous waters here, but that has never bothered me in the past, so I shan’t let it bother me today.

Bitcoins, the beloved alternative currency of the Libertarian movement as espoused by those who are

Continue reading →

Give Scotland its Independence – Now!

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on April 10, 2013

I have finally lost patience with the whingeing weegies in the sulphurous sewer that is Glasgow. The spectacle presented worldwide in national news outlets, of Scotland’s ’finest’, who are normally keen to tell us that they live on the breadline,

Continue reading →

The Great British Whine Industry.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on April 8, 2013

During the week I had recorded an episode of Piers Morgan’s interview series. A case of nothing else worth recording really – the others I have seen have been a succession of women agonising over some dreadful trauma in

Continue reading →

Shaggy Dogging Tales…

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on April 5, 2013

Daily Mail journalist discovers that sex isn’t illegal…read on…

Melissa Kite, well known Daily Mail journalist, is in the habit of of taking her dog for a daily walk in a well known ‘gay’ cruising area. We know it is daily because she tells

Continue reading →

Savile, Yewtree, and the true victims of child abuse.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on April 4, 2013

The picture editors were busy yesterday. The winsome portrayals of Madeleine McCann, once the picture of choice if the word paedophilia was to be mentioned in the media, were passed over. The aging shots of Jimmy Savile dusted down again, a

Continue reading →

The Baron’s ‘B’ and the Beeb.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on April 3, 2013

The Barons ‘B’, Barnes and Birkenhead, have their feet firmly under the table. The Baronial table that is. The one that has Jessica Cecil standing guard outside to protect the duo from the wilder excesses of their fiefdom.

The Baron Barnes, better

Continue reading →

The ‘Bishop’ of Selbie and the PHE.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on April 2, 2013

A brave new world commences today. Just as well April Fool’s Day was yesterday, for otherwise you might not have believed it.

From today, in England, your Local Authority will be responsible for ‘supporting your self esteem’

Continue reading →

“You’re all a bunch of b*******” rants hate preacher Abu Denis Healey as all politicians vow to deport him

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Daedalus X. Parrot on April 1, 2013

Abu Mustaffa-Tax Denis Healey, the infamous hate preacher was universally condemned last night by leaders of all sensible parties. 95 year old Abu Denis Healey has been accused of delivering foul tirades against poor Ed Miliband

Continue reading →

The Bedroom Tax.

The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Anna Raccoon on March 31, 2013

Emma Kingsbury’s children are being driven into ‘child poverty’ by heartless Tory policies. From tomorrow, her housing benefit will be reduced by £15 a week – the so called ‘bedroom tax’.

Emma tells us that ‘she never needed or

Continue reading →

Post navigation

← Older posts
Newer posts →

Search

Archives

<
2013
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
▼
>
Jan0 Posts
Feb0 Posts
Mar0 Posts
Apr0 Posts
May2 Posts
Jun6 Posts
Jul3 Posts
Aug1 Post
Sep0 Posts
Oct0 Posts
Nov0 Posts
Dec0 Posts
Jan11 Posts
Feb16 Posts
Mar14 Posts
Apr16 Posts
May21 Posts
Jun18 Posts
Jul23 Posts
Aug22 Posts
Sep15 Posts
Oct14 Posts
Nov6 Posts
Dec1 Post
Jan27 Posts
Feb30 Posts
Mar31 Posts
Apr30 Posts
May31 Posts
Jun32 Posts
Jul32 Posts
Aug33 Posts
Sep35 Posts
Oct28 Posts
Nov15 Posts
Dec2 Posts
Jan13 Posts
Feb23 Posts
Mar20 Posts
Apr16 Posts
May28 Posts
Jun32 Posts
Jul30 Posts
Aug32 Posts
Sep29 Posts
Oct25 Posts
Nov23 Posts
Dec22 Posts
Jan31 Posts
Feb27 Posts
Mar32 Posts
Apr19 Posts
May29 Posts
Jun25 Posts
Jul31 Posts
Aug30 Posts
Sep8 Posts
Oct4 Posts
Nov9 Posts
Dec0 Posts
Jan41 Posts
Feb46 Posts
Mar49 Posts
Apr26 Posts
May48 Posts
Jun42 Posts
Jul37 Posts
Aug23 Posts
Sep32 Posts
Oct18 Posts
Nov18 Posts
Dec28 Posts
Jan81 Posts
Feb80 Posts
Mar90 Posts
Apr62 Posts
May62 Posts
Jun47 Posts
Jul66 Posts
Aug77 Posts
Sep66 Posts
Oct57 Posts
Nov33 Posts
Dec41 Posts
Jan66 Posts
Feb94 Posts
Mar87 Posts
Apr87 Posts
May70 Posts
Jun77 Posts
Jul85 Posts
Aug91 Posts
Sep79 Posts
Oct22 Posts
Nov60 Posts
Dec54 Posts
Jan50 Posts
Feb47 Posts
Mar33 Posts
Apr21 Posts
May47 Posts
Jun35 Posts
Jul33 Posts
Aug20 Posts
Sep43 Posts
Oct48 Posts
Nov37 Posts
Dec35 Posts

Quick search

 

List all Posts sorted by Title

List all Posts sorted by Date

List all Posts sorted by Author

Categories

  • No categories

Contact

If you wish to contact us regarding this site, for example with new material, just mail

The Archivist/Webmaster

©2025 - The Anna Raccoon Archives - Weaver Xtreme Theme
↑