The incumbent government is desperate to stop money haemorrhaging out of the Treasury. They try to pick on some area of the economy where the potential recipients of funds are not too militant â they donât want miners flame throwing Downing Street; not too likely to generate yards of âheartless Toryâ newsprint â no use trying to save money by refusing to service wheelchairs; not likely to vote Tory anyway â (they donât worry about the Lib-Dems, theyâre toast as it is); and hopefully no one will notice â or care â until it is too late.
The âLaw and Orderâ arena is a good hunting ground for them, you donât notice the effect for a year or two, and then you can get brownie points before the next election by giving everyone a pay rise.
Theyâve slashed the entry salary for Police Officers by 20% â not many ordinary people actually care how much Police Officers are paid, serving Police Officers are more concerned with their pension, those hoping to get a job in the Police force are hardly likely to start throwing Molotov cocktails in Downing Street, and with half the country out of work anyway, the newspapers arenât inclined to campaign for a higher starting wage for those lucky enough to get a pensionable job. So far so good.
Theyâve slashed the number of Police Stations drastically, threatening to put Police officers in Tardis type Police boxes rather than stations with canteens and somewhere to park your civvy clothes, and an office biscuit boxâ¦..they even toyed with the idea of making them stand at the end of the aisles in Tescoâs â report that historic sex attack whilst youâre waiting for the doughnut counter to be loaded up again â which generated a flood of âaisle be having youâ and âcell-by dateâ jokes.
But Police patience can only be stretched so far, so now they have moved to the other end of the Law and Order scale. The âcriminal defendantâ. Note defendant. They could well yet be innocent, but that doesnât matter in these days of celebrity policemen acting as judge and jury. They intend to save some 220 million a year by cutting legal aid to those âcriminal defendantsâ. Who cares about them, theyâre criminals arenât they? Well, not until theyâve been tried and convicted actually, and it is long before that that they, and the totally innocent, need their legal aid, but most people wonât bother to separate the words criminal and defendant into their specific meaning.
The intention is to cut the number of firms that can offer legal aid advice from 1600 to 400, split into 42 different areas. Or 10 per area.
âThis would mean current providers would need to grow their business on average by around 250% (or join with other providers to create sufficient resource to deliver the expected caseload),â the consultation said.
250%! A tough requirement in the current economic climate. They only want the âbig boysâ to tender under this âprice competitive tenderingâ model.
They have removed the old requirement that you had to consult a solicitor, incurring his fees, before being allowed to consult a barrister. Solicitors were gate-keepers, rather like GPs. They listened to the long fangled whine regarding where your Aunt Minnie was last Thursday, and how it was the day you usually took the cat to the vet â extracted the essential information â that you had been done for speeding on your way to work, and fired you off in the direction of a barrister that specialised in speeding offences.
Now you can go to a Barrister directly â but how are you supposed to know which Barrister specialises in speeding offences? He canât afford expensive ads on afternoon TV, âGive us Â£2 a week and you could save a Barrister from penuryâ – and even more to the point, where is he supposed to find the time to listen to Aunt Minnieâs whereabouts for the past three months, and the likelihood of your cat surviving Christmas? Heâs used to being given a prÃ©cis form of important details, preferably at least ten minutes before he has to defend you, and then speed away to his next case leaving your solicitor to listen to your howls of anguish at finding yourself banned from driving for ten years. Barrister donât all earn a fortune you know. Most of them spend their day roaring round the country on Virgin rail hoping to cover their train fare.
Hmmn, pondered the government â someone has to do the hand holding role, make sure you end up with the right sort of barrister, and dry your tears afterwards â but does it need to be an expensive solicitor? I donât think so, said our current venerable Lord Chancellor Chris Grayling, and opened the field to all players. Actually it was Labour which started all this off.
The role of ABSs in legal aid work was foreshadowed in March 2009 by the then Labour Lord Chancellor, Jack Straw, in a major speech on the future of legal aid. He said: âFor law firms to survive they will have to look to how they are structured and how they operate. The introduction of the Legal Services Act has meant that new opportunities are there for firms who are able to adapt to the changing demands of the new legal market-place.
âCurrently, 80% of all legal aid is carried out by firms with fewer than four partners, and nearly a third is undertaken by sole practitioners. But no firm, large or small, will be able to stand still in the face of the innovation which new business models will be able to bring.â
Some remarkable players are in the running. Tescos, not surprisingly, they already aspire to have PC Plod stationed between the Turnips and the Toilet Cleaner. But what is this? Your friendly Eddie Stobart Lorry, with his well dressed drivers, unloading a fresh supply of flat packed Barristers to Liverpool Crown Court? They cannot be serious! They are.
Stobartâs Group Legal Director was once the practice manager at a well known firm of solicitors, and reckons he knows how it all works well enough; heâs set up Stobarts Barristers and is chomping at the bit to bid for one of the franchises.
Beware the flat pack Barrister delivered to your home â it will arrive with a few screws missing, and an incomprehensible instruction sheet. Not that it really matters any more, the Police will already have pronounced you guilty. Still, most defendants will probably jump at the chance to get a Zimmer frame and a walk-in bath delivered at the same timeâ¦
You couldnât make it up.Flat-pack barristers waiting to be delivered to the next crime hot spot.