1,466 new laws were introduced in the last year, compared with 1,355 in 2011, every last one of them by a government that pledged to âcut red tapeâ.
1,466 new ways in which you could be criminalised.
Social Workers want the Government to give them right of entry to your home even though you are not a âvulnerable personâ under any definition.
Rules of evidence have been changed so that âallegationsâ become âproofâ as elderly Britons are denounced as criminals after death by senior policemen.
The country is mired in debt â and yet has voted into power a government that is borrowing more than the last government.
– and finally the British public rose up and become politically awareâ¦
Why? Because some swivel-eyed loon in the Conservative party has called other swivel-eyed loons in the Conservative party, er, âswivel eyed loonsâ.
And the public leapt to their iPhones as one man, and er, cracked jokesâ¦
And then went back to sleep.