When it comes to getting screwed by our present Prime Minister we have to be patient.
No Gordon Brown style wham-bam-thank-you Ma’am.
First he graciously teased us with a ‘I might tell some Dutch academics on Friday’,
Then it was a ‘Hang on a minute, Algeria’s put me right off my stroke’,
Come Sunday, we were still lying back and thinking of England, and he announces via William Hague, that he might tell us on Monday,
Or tell someone, probably a delegation of Korean miners,
Whether at some point,
He might possibly consult the British,
But only those British who are still in the UK or returning within 15 years,
As to whether he intends to give the British a chance to say that they want to stay in the EU – but he definitely won’t give them a chance to say that they want to get out.
He’s already leaked that bit of his speech to Reuters.
He’s threatening to go on like this for another five years.
I’m losing the will to live.
For God’s sake, pull out, let’s get it over with.