Pan-European immigration to the UK currently runs at around 50,000 a year. A third of the net immigration – that is the number of migrants that arrive in the UK minus the number of British citizens who
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Journalists, Suicide, Transgenderism and Media Infighting.
Ooh, that Richard Littlejohn is a terrible man, and the Daily Mail, dreadful paper! Why just three months ago, he was demanding that young children be protected from the full onslaught of adult sexuality, as they were ‘too young to deal with it’.
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THE LOST EDDIE MAIR INTERVIEWS
It is an unexplained mystery that many hard-hitting interviews by Eddie Mair with left of centre politicians have disappeared from the unbiased BBC’s archives.
After much painstaking archeological research, a few fragments of these interviews have been recovered. We
Continue reading →Thunderbirds-R-Us; Miliband to join International Rescue Team.
The Brain drain continues. David Miliband, the geeky brother, the one with personality, fully formed ideas and a smidgen of decency about him, has decided to throw in the towel. There is no future in Labour for such
Continue reading →Wilfred De’Ath – One Hypocritical Old Goat.
So the first of the Yewtree branches has crashed to the ground, a sound virtually unheard in the forest of bad news today.
The ‘famous actress’ (I had to look her up such a household name was she…) (we are
Continue reading →Jessica, Rabbit and the Media.
Donkey’s years ago, or should that be hace años de burro, Ms Raccoon was hitchhiking along the Spanish coast, heading for Algeciras and the Tangier ferry. The coast road wasn’t a solid line of hotels in those days, it was barren
Continue reading →The Plebgate Plotters.
After getting on for 7 years, the Inspector Gadget blog had become an institution in the Blogosphere. A window on the world of ‘canteen culture’; the real personalities behind the bland politically correct sound bites that emanated from the
Continue reading →Competition : That Old Canard – Stimulating the Economy!
Osborne and Cameron really are a bland, boring duo. 1p off a pint of Beer? Hardly going to create a rush of jobs is it?
Over in America they are so much more inventive, original –
Continue reading →White Van Man budget.
No Tax up to £10,000 annual income.
Fuel duty increase scrapped.
Cheaper Beer.
Tax Free child care to be introduced.
Equity loan up to 20% of value of homes up to £600,000 interest free for five years.
White Van Man must be ecstatic – and busy stocking up on dodgy cigarettes….oh
Continue reading →British Pensioners in ‘Third of your Pension’ haircut shocker!
You don’t remember that headline, No? Probably because it was never written.
There are around 33,000 British Pensioners in France, where the Euro has been devalued against the pound sterling by a third over the past six or
Continue reading →Walkin’ the Blog…
Remember when the Guardian first started making allegations that the News of the World had hacked Millie Dowler’s phone and deleted messages? Remember how it soon became ’murdered Millie’s’ phone, just in case we had missed the point that this was a heartless
Continue reading →Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading.
iPad; iPoo;
Re:Joyce in the Value of Restorative Justice!
Who says Community Service doesn’t work? Why for a whole year Eric Joyce, the charming Scottish MP for Falkirk, stayed out of trouble after being fined £3,000 and ordered to pay his victims £1,400 in compensation following a drunken brawl in
Continue reading →In-Out; In-Out; In-Out; Nu-Labour; Old Ahmed.
This is where I came in, or rather where I originally fell down the rabbit hole…..it seems a lifetime ago.
Nazir Ahmed and Phillipa Curtis. Nazir on the M.1; Phillipa on the A.40. Both driving at 70 miles
Continue reading →From Stiff Upper Lip to Wobbly Lower Lip in One Generation.
British phlegm, an objective judicial system, the state acting as dispassionate arbitrator of social problems, a dignified burial at the end of your days, your home as impregnable castle – as much as the bowler hat, the double decker bus, the distinctive taxi, and Big Ben’s authoritative tones
Continue reading →The Merry Knives of Winsor and yet Another Savile Inquiry.
Ping! went the computer in the middle of the night as a rash of correspondents e-mailed to warn me that yet another Savile report was out. Several pointed to the Guardian headline published a dutiful couple of minutes after
Continue reading →Starve the BBC and Other Savile Initiatives.
A while ago, someone drew my attention to a Tweet from @fleetstreetfox regarding Lord Rennard. I was quite shocked at the time, for Susan Boniface has said that the reason she took up the ‘anonymous identity ‘ of fleetstreetfox was
Continue reading →On delving into the mind of an Investigative Journalist.
We don’t often get the chance to plumb the Delphian depths of the Investigative Journalist’s crania. Reading the Pollard report transcripts as Nick Pollard gamely ventured into that philosopher’s bourn known as Merion
Continue reading →Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading.
Jimmy Fried my Hamster and other tales from International Women’s Day.
International Women’s Day is with us again, our annual chance to shriek how unfair life is…we do soldier manfully womanfully on the other 364 days of the year with narry a word of complaint. Today is our day, so let rip ladies.
Yewtree Unplugged.
Whoever named the Police trawling operation in the wake of the Savile allegations ’Operation Yewtree’ had a sense of humour. The Yewtree is famous for its slow growth and longevity, and its raucously attractive fruit which appeals to little birdies – but contains
Continue reading →The Way We Were.
I was nearly tempted out of my sick bed by a chance reading of a Guardian piece which claimed to have uncovered 43,00 – that’s forty three thousand in case you glossed over the figures – cases of child abuse in a 21
Continue reading →Flogging a dead horse…
Ms Raccoon regrets, but she was daft enough to pay a flying visit to the UK last week – and naturally has returned full of genuine UK issue germs…
Normal service
Continue reading →Guido Fawkes and Jiminy Cricket!
What? You don’t know who Jiminy Cricket is? Shame on you!
Jiminy Cricket was the voluble arthropod who insisted on speaking truth to the lying and famously long nosed puppet on a string. Pinocchio’s enforced conscience, whether he liked
Continue reading →Going to Work on a Clegg.
The media are enjoying dipping their soldiers into a Clegg this morning; he is such a bumptious, Holier than thou, ‘I promise you a different kind of politics’, new metro man, that seeing him boiled and served
Continue reading →A Nicked Banksy or A Banksy Nicked?
It’s half a million quid’s worth of my property, or it belongs to the community? When did Graffiti become so valuable? When the Art world got involved that’s when.
When Banksy, the Über-cool underground graffiti merchant decide to deface the wall of Poundland in Haringey
Continue reading →Wreck the Hoose Juice…!
The peaceable Benedictine Monks who settled on the banks of the River Dart thought the place quite perfect – like many a modern day monk (who Gildas? perish the thought) they were none too fond of the
Continue reading →The NHS and Whistleblowers.
“NHS spends £15million (the same as 750 nurses’ salaries) on gagging 600 whistleblowers.” The headlines are particularly shrill this morning – and utterly misplaced.
The NHS is an inanimate object, a legal entity, comprised of human beings. Human beings that we
Continue reading →Tony Bennett and the McCann’s.
A retired solicitor who published claims that Madeleine McCann’s parents caused her death has been given a suspended jail sentence.
Mr Justice Tugendhat said 65-year-old Tony Bennett deliberately flouted legal undertakings, given in November
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