iPad; iPoo;
Spotted by Saul.
March 16, 2013 at 11:58@ Moor Larkin
‘…safer place….’ aye, a bit like the twenties when only a
few had motor cars (smiley face)
March
16, 2013 at 11:30The world was a safer place when all we had was paper…………..
Perv who filmed women in changing rooms using iPad is sent to therapy.. by
his wife
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/perv-who-filmed-women-in-changing-1461811
March 16, 2013 at 02:50The paperless orifice?
March 16, 2013 at 00:33Limerick to the smug man in the video
You’re a twit with an iPad who says
Your wife has to change all her
ways
And cease to buy tissue;
Well, you’ll find that’s an issue
When
your bum’s brown for several days..A paperless world sounds quite neat
If you don’t have to de-clug your
seat
And wipe out that winnit
That your arse-crack has in it
And no
iPad App can help you to cheat!And the rest of your family who
Might object to you smelling of
pooh
Will expect you to tissue-re
The length of your fissure
And
think it’s the least you could do.So iMan, make sure you smell nice
Round your backside (and wipe it well
twice)
No iPad you use
Is worth what you’d lose,
So just listen and
take this advice.
March 16, 2013 at 09:44Merde, that’s good.
March 16, 2013 at 10:04You’ve been at the Profanisaurus again – very good!
I hope he’s a folder and not a schruncher.
Am I alone in checking for freckle cleaner before I get started?
March 15, 2013 at 21:13My guess is that old ‘Clever Clogs on the Bog’ mistook a Push Notification
for mere Air Play but quickly found himself on the EDGE of a SHSH Blob,
leaving him with no option but to complete his Jobs and Log Out.
March 15, 2013 at 21:32You owe me a new Keyboard, Gloria!!!!
March 15, 2013 at 22:33xoidroOIU*(^*%&C$.,m.smng.dng.
March 15, 2013 at 20:43He’s just downloaded a CR App …
March 15,
2013 at 20:31Is there a reason why extra large loo roll is marketed in France?
- March 15,
2013 at 20:36 Off topic, but this Russian Army video made me laugh: http://youtu.be/yb2Y–VbfJY
March 15, 2013 at 20:26HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
March 15, 2013 at 20:01I’m not sure it’s an iPad – looks more like a Dangleberry to me ….
March 15,
2013 at 19:49Oh, excellent!
- March 15, 2013 at 17:27
Izal was ever-so-slightly less shiny than the iPad.
March 15, 2013 at 20:47Helpfully, the iPad allows the 2-finger Scroll, and, the 4-finger
Swipe
March 15, 2013 at 20:48Absolutely vital in the event of a Number 2G or a brownout
March 16, 2013 at 15:16Was Izal the stuff we used in preference to cut up squares of The
News of The Screws? When it wasn’t on the dinner table as a table cloth.
Many the clout I got for reading that upside down. But that has proved
to be a useful skill in later life.
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