Spotted by Saul.

rabbitaway March 16, 2013 at 11:58

@ Moor Larkin
‘…safer place….’ aye, a bit like the twenties when only a
few had motor cars (smiley face)

Moor Larkin March
16, 2013 at 11:30

The world was a safer place when all we had was paper…………..

Perv who filmed women in changing rooms using iPad is sent to therapy.. by
his wife
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/perv-who-filmed-women-in-changing-1461811

Pete in Wanganui
March 16, 2013 at 02:50

The paperless orifice?

Gloria Smudd
March 16, 2013 at 00:33

Limerick to the smug man in the video

You’re a twit with an iPad who says
Your wife has to change all her
ways
And cease to buy tissue;
Well, you’ll find that’s an issue
When
your bum’s brown for several days..

A paperless world sounds quite neat
If you don’t have to de-clug your
seat
And wipe out that winnit
That your arse-crack has in it
And no
iPad App can help you to cheat!

And the rest of your family who
Might object to you smelling of
pooh
Will expect you to tissue-re
The length of your fissure
And
think it’s the least you could do.

So iMan, make sure you smell nice
Round your backside (and wipe it well
twice)
No iPad you use
Is worth what you’d lose,
So just listen and
take this advice.

Mudplugger
March 16, 2013 at 09:44

Merde, that’s good.

20 Rothmans
March 16, 2013 at 10:04

You’ve been at the Profanisaurus again – very good!

I hope he’s a folder and not a schruncher.

Am I alone in checking for freckle cleaner before I get started?

Gloria Smudd
March 15, 2013 at 21:13

My guess is that old ‘Clever Clogs on the Bog’ mistook a Push Notification
for mere Air Play but quickly found himself on the EDGE of a SHSH Blob,
leaving him with no option but to complete his Jobs and Log Out.

Joe Public
March 15, 2013 at 21:32

You owe me a new Keyboard, Gloria!!!!

Gloria Smudd
March 15, 2013 at 22:33

xoidroOIU*(^*%&C$.,m.smng.dng.

Gloria Smudd
March 15, 2013 at 20:43

He’s just downloaded a CR App …

Brian March 15,
2013 at 20:31

Is there a reason why extra large loo roll is marketed in France?

Brian March 15,
2013 at 20:36

Off topic, but this Russian Army video made me laugh: http://youtu.be/yb2Y–VbfJY

GildasTheMonk
March 15, 2013 at 20:26

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gloria Smudd
March 15, 2013 at 20:01

I’m not sure it’s an iPad – looks more like a Dangleberry to me ….

JuliaM March 15,
2013 at 19:49

Oh, excellent!

Joe Public March 15, 2013 at 17:27

Izal was ever-so-slightly less shiny than the iPad.

Joe Public
March 15, 2013 at 20:47

Helpfully, the iPad allows the 2-finger Scroll, and, the 4-finger
Swipe

Gloria Smudd
March 15, 2013 at 20:48

Absolutely vital in the event of a Number 2G or a brownout

Elena
‘andcart March 16, 2013 at 15:16

Was Izal the stuff we used in preference to cut up squares of The
News of The Screws? When it wasn’t on the dinner table as a table cloth.
Many the clout I got for reading that upside down. But that has proved
to be a useful skill in later life.