iPad; iPoo;
Spotted by Saul.
March 16, 2013 at 11:58
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@ Moor Larkin
ââ¦safer placeâ¦.â aye, a bit like the twenties when only a
few had motor cars (smiley face)
March
16, 2013 at 11:30
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The world was a safer place when all we had was paperâ¦â¦â¦â¦..
Perv who filmed women in changing rooms using iPad is sent to therapy.. by
his wife
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/perv-who-filmed-women-in-changing-1461811
March 16, 2013 at 02:50
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The paperless orifice?
March 16, 2013 at 00:33
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Limerick to the smug man in the video
Youâre a twit with an iPad who says
Your wife has to change all her
ways
And cease to buy tissue;
Well, youâll find thatâs an issue
When
your bumâs brown for several days..
A paperless world sounds quite neat
If you donât have to de-clug your
seat
And wipe out that winnit
That your arse-crack has in it
And no
iPad App can help you to cheat!
And the rest of your family who
Might object to you smelling of
pooh
Will expect you to tissue-re
The length of your fissure
And
think itâs the least you could do.
So iMan, make sure you smell nice
Round your backside (and wipe it well
twice)
No iPad you use
Is worth what youâd lose,
So just listen and
take this advice.
March 16, 2013 at 09:44
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Merde, thatâs good.
March 16, 2013 at 10:04
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Youâve been at the Profanisaurus again â very good!
I hope heâs a folder and not a schruncher.
Am I alone in checking for freckle cleaner before I get started?
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March 15, 2013 at 21:13
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My guess is that old âClever Clogs on the Bogâ mistook a Push Notification
for mere Air Play but quickly found himself on the EDGE of a SHSH Blob,
leaving him with no option but to complete his Jobs and Log Out.
March 15, 2013 at 21:32
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You owe me a new Keyboard, Gloria!!!!
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March 15, 2013 at 22:33
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xoidroOIU*(^*%&C$.,m.smng.dng.
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March 15, 2013 at 20:43
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Heâs just downloaded a CR App â¦
March 15,
2013 at 20:31
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Is there a reason why extra large loo roll is marketed in France?
- March 15,
2013 at 20:36
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Off topic, but this Russian Army video made me laugh: http://youtu.be/yb2Y–VbfJY
March 15, 2013 at 20:26
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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March 15, 2013 at 20:01
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Iâm not sure itâs an iPad â looks more like a Dangleberry to me â¦.
March 15,
2013 at 19:49
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Oh, excellent!
- March 15, 2013 at 17:27
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Izal was ever-so-slightly less shiny than the iPad.
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March 15, 2013 at 20:47
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Helpfully, the iPad allows the 2-finger Scroll, and, the 4-finger
Swipe
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March 15, 2013 at 20:48
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Absolutely vital in the event of a Number 2G or a brownout
March 16, 2013 at 15:16
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Was Izal the stuff we used in preference to cut up squares of The
News of The Screws? When it wasnât on the dinner table as a table cloth.
Many the clout I got for reading that upside down. But that has proved
to be a useful skill in later life.
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