See You Jimmy……
Huffiing over puffing…….spinning ‘a line’.
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Would you buy a used car from this man?
Too little latitude.
Veracious Vera………..do explain!
Lord Ahmed who was jailed for 12 weeks for sending and receiving text messages while driving on the M1 has been released by the Court of Appeal. The sentencing judge, Mr Justice Wilkie, made it clear his text messaging
British Slag and the Decline of Cole.
Ashley Cole needs his right to privacy and threatens the Sun newspaper just before being arrested for using abusive language!
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Drat Draco Malfoy!
A plague on his disingenuous disguises.
Especially the one he adopted when he came to see my house. It’s in the nature of actors to act. It’s what they ‘do’. I shouldn’t be so surprised.
All mouth and no knickers, the new ‘Kilt’ notes.
Yesterday we spoke of David Mundell’s plan to force English shops to accept Scottish Banknotes. An earlier post by Gloria on 
So, go
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French Letters going unread……..
After the limp reception the droopy Draper received as spearhead of the governments penetration into Web 2.0 and the blogosphere, we get news of another flaccid attempt. The Department for Children, Schools and Families has Continue reading →
Our Lord in Doncaster, continued. …….
10,000 Muslims and the Solicitor-General……..
Big Brother goes undercover……
The tax man is telling fairytales……..
The February edition of HMRC’s thrice-yearly “Employer Bulletin” normally contains a CD of software designed to help small firms deal with their tax obligations. There should be an employee database, tax calculators and automatic form generators. “Install Immediately”, the taxman’s
The Calpol generation of ‘home alone’ kids.
The Medicine and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA) made a surprise announcement last night. They have banned a range of children’s medicines from being administered to the under six’s.
Amongst these products was Calpol Night, which contains a sedating antihistamine
Continue reading →Prime Mentalist’s health records breached in database attack.
A HACKER attack on the health records of Gordon Brown and Alex Salmond has sparked a huge security alert.
Confidential computer files on the Prime Minister and Holyrood’s First Minister were illegally targeted along with the records of scores of other
Continue reading →Mugabe Pension Grabs.
It is difficult to think of a more effective way to ensure that another 3 million properties are built in Andorra, and another 3 million relatively wealthy people move their savings and pensions out of the UK into Andorra, or
Just because I can……
Eating humble pie……..
Neither those who love me, nor those who wish they’d never set eyes on me – and I’ll admit to a few, would ever accuse me of being a feminist.
I believe too strongly in the superiority of merit as the
Continue reading →Twick or tweet?
Yesterday we were treated to the news that Madeleine had her own twitter account. The account was opened on June 30th 2007 – at 7.57am, someone was up early that day.
Twitter is the art of describing ‘what you are currently doing’ in 140 characters –
Continue reading →Shredding Freddie…….
I had not thought I should write in support of Sir Fred Goodwin, nor any other banker, but the sinister orchestration of media voices baying for his blood has brought out my mothering instincts.
Leave Freddie alone. No one, so far, has
Continue reading →Essential blogging supplies.
Andorra is only three hours south of here, so we took off on Thursday lunchtime intending to buy a few essential blogging supplies before nightfall. 4 litre bottles of whiskey for £15, cartons of duty free cigarettes at £20 a time, the little details
Another sexed-up secret?
Vince Cable has tabled a parliamentary question challenging the Treasury to reveal the contents of a Treasury dossier submitted in evidence to the Competition Appeal Tribunal last December by the Merger Action Group who were opposing the Lloyd’s – HBOS
Morning all…….
I shall be away for a few days.
Regular posters are welcome to continue their good natured banter; unfortunately, I have to put comment moderation on for new posters, and there will be no one to release them until my return.
Continue reading →Text not thy Lord Ahmed in vain…….
Our Lord in Belmarsh,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy hubris come,
Our will is done.
Compare Lord Ahmed’s 12 weeks in prison for killing a man whist texting and driving with the 21 months Philippa Curtis got for a near identical offence?
A motorist who sent
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David Cameron’s son Ivan dies.
Ivan, who had severe epilepsy and cerebral palsy, was taken ill overnight and died in hospital this morning.
The sadness in the Cameron household this morning must be immense.
I am full of admiration for those households that manage to care for a child
Continue reading →The ‘Chav it all’ society……
Large numbers of police forces are planning to cut thousands of officers despite the threat of a recession-driven surge in crime and disorder. Representatives from dozens of police forces contacted by The Times last night gave
Now you see it, now you don’t……
The early morning edition of The Daily Mail on-line carried an interesting story juxtaposing the the case of Stuart Lubbock with that of the disappearance of Madeleine McCann.
The obvious connection, that both cases are of deep concern to ex-solicitor Tony
Continue reading →Double or quits is ‘crap’……….
The Government has said today that it will take measures to limit costs in libel cases “unless compelling arguments emerge against doing so”.
When Lord Woolf recommended the Conditional Fee Agreement (CFA) as a way to create a system where the
Continue reading →Tenors on a fiver an hour?
On Sunday, Jacqui Smith said that a new points based system will be used to “raise the bar” for highly skilled migrants to curb the numbers coming in.
The move is part of an immigration crackdown to be unveiled by Home
Continue reading →‘Swampy’ Branson in a pickle.
This morning, Richard Branson was nabbed for the Today programme on Radio 4. He was spotted in a corridor as he walked through Broadcasting House trying to publicise the 25th anniversary of Virgin Atlantic.
They wanted to know if the formula one
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