In The Sunday Times today (22nd February 2009) we read of Mr. Brown’s intention to rubber stamp – “as part of a blitz of initiatives designed to save the banking system” measures including “Permission for the Bank of
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Coarse fishing for Grayling……
The Sunday Mirror is standing in the icy water of voter disillusionment with Nulabour governance this morning, fiddling with its flies and trying to hook a Grayling. A knee jerk reaction of partisan politics at its worst; ‘they’ve got
Continue reading →Abhorrent Aberystwyth and an Asbo for Amy…….
Aberystwyth is quite simply the most depressing place it has ever been my misfortune to live in. I am told that the sun shines for ten days every year, in August, which coincides with the University recess, so I never
Continue reading →The Banks are lending again!
Er, no, not to you…..don’t be daft!
The Times on-line is reporting that RBS, which is 68 per cent owned by taxpayers after a £20 billion government bailout, is offering its staff loans against the bonuses that they are owed but
Continue reading →Prawo Jazdy is not a Polish plumber.
Prawo Jazdy had left a string of some 50 driving offences logged on police computers in Ireland; each time he was stopped he cunningly gave a different false address.
Eventually the Garda decided to take a closer look at the reckless
Continue reading →Nabbing the Snappers…….
The UK police terrorism arrest statistics (excluding Northern Ireland) from 11 September 2001 – 31 March 2007 show 1228 arrests were made of whom 699 were released without charge. The statistics do not however detail how many people were threatened
Continue reading →It’s Bedlam out there…….
Samuel Reid-Wentworth is just the latest victim of the fashionable concept of ‘care in the community’; with pejorative and value laden words like ‘a cowardly attack’ and ‘pre-meditated killing’ ringing in his ears, hopefully he has finally found the treatment
Continue reading →Whistle a happy tune……
It has been a spectacular few weeks for that endangered species, the Whistleblower.
First up was Paul Moore, who had patiently bided his time and delivered a broadside under parliamentary privilege to the Commons Treasury Committee, securing not only the
Continue reading →Well done that man!
A Scottish pensioner is suing RBS for negligence in preparing the information which persuaded him to buy to buy £1.282 worth of RBS shares – which are now worth a paltry £120. He claims that had they told
Continue reading →Stock phrases for the new reality show……
Once we had game shows to evaluate and reward our knowledge of trivia, and competitive sports to reward our physical ability. Then came the reality show. The conventional wisdom is that audiences flock to reality shows because they enjoy the
Continue reading →The stress buster…..
One of the Vendors at this week’s New York Toy Fair is offering the “Smash-Me Bernie,” a Madoff look alike doll that wears a devil-red suit and carries a pitchfork.
It comes with its own hammer – so you can pulverise
Continue reading →Hatching and Dispatching for the NuLabour stakeholder…….
(Una )Musings has an excellent piece on the Contact Point database, Labour’s Orwellian plan to regulate every aspect of the way in which a child is raised, including chilling statements such as ‘refusal to
Continue reading →Higher paid British jobs for Italian workers…..
ACAS have just discovered that they live in Europe.
Having finally got round to reading the small print on the contracts at the Lindsey oil refinery, they have grudgingly agreed that TOTAL had not broken employment law by bringing in Italian
Continue reading →Cock-a-doodle-doo!
There is much squawking and clucking as fattened chickens noisily return to the safety of their roost. Jostling for space, those on the highest perches are pecking bloody holes in the late comers who thought they had a reserved space.
One
Continue reading →Golly! Gosh! Just look at you now…..
Back when Noah was a lad and I was around 4 foot tall, I learned some valuable lessons.
I learnt how to ‘visualise’ large numbers by counting out 169 at a time of my aunt’s long discarded jet beads into neat
Continue reading →‘Diss-ing’ Dolly and other Labour pains.
Friday 13th for those of a superstitious nature, was once the traditional day for making your way up the 13 steps to the hangman’s noose.
It is Frigga’s day, specially named for those who don’t give a flying frigg. Like Continue reading →
The flying Dutchman opens Pandora’s Box…….
Lord Pearson of Rannoch invited the Dutch Freedom Party MP Geert Wilders to present his controversial film Fitna to the House of Lords. Highly regarded amongst some factions, Fitna is a film attempting to explain the divisions in society caused by the Koran and Islamists.
Wilders alleges that the Koran has ‘proven’ links
Continue reading →Leicestershire police have been working hard…….
A Freedom of Information request has revealed that the Leicestershire Police force spent £548,477 in 2007-08, whilst assisting in the International search for Madeleine McCann but a Home Office grant covered most of this. Officers declined to detail expenses for operational reasons.
British
Continue reading →Cream-lite for the fat cats.
This week we have all been able to watch as some ‘former’ bank executives have wriggled, squirmed, bleated and whined under aggressive questioning by the Treasury Select Committee; the qualifications, practices, manoeuvres, motives, fine-dining habits and honesty of these
Continue reading →The wolf in sheep’s clothing……
I am no fan of the Animal Right’s Movement, Peter Singer has a lot to answer for. His theoretical position has been translated into some dark and dangerous realities.
Neither, though, am I a fan of the Serious Crime Act 2007.
It has long been argued that
Continue reading →More from the smoking gun……..
Robert Preston, the BBC’s self appointed PR man for Gordon Brown, has been busy tonight following Sir James Crosby’s dramatic resignation a few minutes before Prime Minister’s Question Time.
He says that John Moore’s revelations that he was sacked because he
Continue reading →A pig in a poke.
One minute the banks had ‘loadsamoney’ and the next we were asked to shovel our pennies into their empty coffers faster than a stoker on the uphill section of the Carlisle line.
I have long been of the opinion that someone
Continue reading →The babble of many tongues……
Puffing Polly proscribed………
’Nothing is so much to be feared as fear’.
Henry David Thoreau 1817-1862
The anti-smoking brigade have long endorsed ’fear’ as the tool of choice to persuade us to join their cult.
We have had the fear of our own imminent death from lung cancer. We
Continue reading →There were never such devoted sisters…….
“Lord help the mister
Who comes between me and my sister”. Irvine Berlin
Last July Home Secretary Jacquie Smith voted in favour of MPs keeping their £24,000 second home allowances. Allowances are a grey area; unlike an ‘expense’,
Continue reading →It’s the economy, stupid!
The dead tree press has commissioned some of its lawyers and senior editors to take a good hard look at current practice in the media – before the committee set up by the Minister for Culture, Media and Sport starts poking around.
Continue reading →Toxic to the left of you, Toxic to the right of you……..
A former French aircraft carrier – rejected by India and Egypt as being too toxic to be broken up – has arrived at its final resting place in Teesside.
The vessel contains 700 tonnes of asbestos-contaminated materials and was recalled to
Continue reading →A short life……
For once the Pro-life and Pro-choice brigade are united in their condemnation of the ending of a young life.
A Florida girl attended an abortion clinic in Hialeah, for an induced abortion. After being given the various medications that are prescribed
Continue reading →Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll- llantysiliogogogoch.
The Home Office has not included the Welsh language on ID cards because the words are considered too long to fit on the cards.
This is despite the Home Office saying that it “has adopted the principle that in the conduct
Continue reading →A Shropshire Lass.
When I wrote of medieval ale houses, I had in mind old Flossie Lane’s establishment.
Flossie’s grandparents acquired the licence to sell beer and wine from their front parlour to the local farmers back in the 19th century. Nothing
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