One of the Vendors at this week’s New York Toy Fair is offering the “Smash-Me Bernie,” a Madoff look alike doll that wears a devil-red suit and carries a pitchfork.
It comes with its own hammer – so you can pulverise it.
Brilliant idea, they have a ready made market in the UK for a ‘Gordon in his nappy’ doll, the ‘push me-pull me’ Peter Mandelson model, and the deflatable ‘five-bellies’ Jacqui Smith.
Something more satisfying than a hammer though. A nuclear bomb if you could, please.