Remember the days, not so long ago, when to suggest that there existed such a thing as a ‘false sexual allegation’ saw you under siege on Twitter for days on end? It was a ‘vile’ suggestion
Continue reading →Southwest of Salem.
Whingeing migrants…
Herr Griesbach is in the news today – as an asylum seeker. Fully equipped, as any proper asylum seeker should be, with three accompanying dependant women, and four children…
He says he is prepared
Continue reading →Is Homophobia suddenly acceptable?
Colour me confused. I was under the impression that any suggestion of AIDS being ‘the gay plague’ was the ultimate example of homophobia? Didn’t David Cameron and Nick Clegg both demand that the ‘horrific slur’ that
Continue reading →Last of the Dodos.
‘What first attracted you to Fleet Street, Mr Hack?’ is a question which has never been answered adequately.
‘Tis a toss up whether it was the proliferation of ale houses, providing refuge from the
Continue reading →Waiting for Goddard – Part 263.
The indefatigable Sean O’ Neill Times £ has elicited the information that New Zealander Dame Lowell Goddard, hired to investigate British failure to investigate sexual abuse in British institutions, has so far this year spent
Continue reading →One man went to mow…
As night-time falls, the marsh becomes the province of the ‘will-o’-the-wisp’, that mysterious blueish light that dances hither and thither, occasionally picking up the slow beat of the barn owl’s wings, more usually skitting across the
Continue reading →No Laughing Matter.
Ms Raccoon has once more ventured down into the lagomorphan labyrinth and returned with a fresh specimen for your amusement in this, the silly season. This one has long floppy ears an’ everyfing.
It kicked off,
Continue reading →Nurturing Porkies.
Porkie Farming nearly became a profitable business.
Back in 2007, a young carpenter registered a company ‘Ddc Contracts‘, to carry out a joinery business, along with ‘possibly’ his partner, Lorraine
Continue reading →Sam Tân and Gay Parents.
Not since Sam Tân stood in a whoopsie, which admittedly was only yesterday M’lud, a microscopic time in outrage land; has there been such a scramble to censor a so far unseen episode of ‘baby sitting for busy
Continue reading →Wow! Media coverage as extra judicial punishment…!!!
An Australian judge has recognised that the media coverage that those with some vestigial claim to celebrity attract when appearing in
Continue reading →Who Owns Your Inner Secrets?
Whips in parliament operate by controlling information that individual MPs would not want to escape. The Catholic priest enjoyed a measure of control over his community by virtue of what he knew. Blackmailers work on the
Continue reading →Hard Cases Make Bad Law.
When Roy Whiting snatched – and then murdered – eight-year-old Sarah Payne, feelings were running high in the entire country; empathy for the ‘living nightmare every parent dreads’ was enormous. Sarah’s mother, Sara, was
Continue reading →Feeding Time at the Legal Zoo.
It started with a lie; a false allegation; a mendacity, a calumny, a canard. However you dress it up, it simply wasn’t true.
40 year-old Georgina Ray decided that the only possible reason
Continue reading →Three Men and a Vote.
The Messrs. Oliver, Llewellyn, and Lockwood are sitting at home in the stultifying heat, holding their breath, waiting to see if they can add the burden of an ermine cloak to the trials of
Continue reading →BrExaro means BrExaro.
The suppurating boil on the face of journalism, oozing vituperative stories, usually with a left-wing sting in the tail, that has been the internet agency Exaro, has, if one can believe a word that Mark Watts,
Continue reading →Their Satanic Travesties.
Yesterday, the long running saga of ‘delusional, obsessional, irrational and odd’ individuals who have littered the internet with requests for funds to help them bring to justice a supposed band of Satanic baby eaters and paedophiles
Continue reading →What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
This is a well-meaning face. It belongs to Colette Yapp-Davis. She is, I am sure, a well meaning person attached to the Goddard Inquiry. I am equally sure her previous career as a Renewables Obligation Officer
Continue reading →Pot Pourri
Picture the scene. You’ve raised little Jamie and Chloe from helpless infants to excitable teenagers. You’ve bought a house in the right catchment area. You’ve hung onto your job somehow and paid the mortgage. You’ve tracked
Continue reading →Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading.
£10,000 damages awarded against an on-line troll for falsely labelling a Tory politician a paedophile. Or the cost of replying
Continue reading →The Morality Police.
What is a Police Force to do with falling crime figures? Not enough murder and property theft to go round the employees? Start shedding
Continue reading →Freudian Scenarios.
Freud’s grandson, David, is an interesting man. Let us see if he can survive in his present job long enough for me to write this article. Stay where you are for half an hour David, for pity’s
Continue reading →Pokémon Politics.
It’s the latest craze. It’s an augmented reality game that uses your phone’s camera and GPS. How do you play? By
Continue reading →Hidden in Plain Sight?
Yesterday, it was confirmed that Adam Johnson was to remain the poster child for those such as the NSPCC that wish us to believe that the gravest danger likely to to befall a child was coming
Continue reading →Non, je ne regrette rien…
Long ago, a woman called Rosie Swale-Pope wrote a book which became famous briefly in the 70s. I, along with every other woman of my generation read it eagerly. Rosie had sailed around the world with her husband,
Continue reading →Parish Notice.
How about some good news for a change?
Ms Raccoon won’t be resigning any time soon.
My last scan was a success. Correction, my last scan was a flippin’ disaster – but
Continue reading →The ‘armless 77th Brigade.
I do wonder if the Iraq war had all gone swimmingly and we were awash with cheap oil and grateful Iraqis, whether there would be quite so much airtime afforded to the grieving relatives of the
Continue reading →The Birth and Death of the Laburnum Party.
Watching Labour tear its own heart out is reminiscent of watching squatters tip a grand mansion into decay.
The damp slowly creeps up the walls; the rafters collapse under the weight of slate and moss,
Continue reading →EUmaggedon.
And with a flick of my wrist, I have just dumped the third post I have tried to write this morning. I can type fast, but not fast enough to keep up with the resignations amongst
Continue reading →Parliament reviews Investigations into Child Sex Abuse.
Lord Lexden, who used to be Alistair Cooke, a fine author and researcher before acquiring his ermine robes, rose to speak in the House of Lords on Friday.
He paid homage to Carolyn Hoyle
Continue reading →‘What’s Gove got to do, got to do, with it?’
Very little, I suspect. However, Mrs Gove, or Lady MacVine (in the bedroom, with the
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