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Monthly Archives: May 2014

Exposure 13: Newszak (Spoof)

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by Anna Raccoon on May 31, 2014

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The Lesser Spotted Sex Trafficked Victim.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 30, 2014

Across the globe, a new variety of ‘spiritual’ leader is arising to cheers from the grim faced populace. The ‘moral’ guardian. We have no truck any longer with men in long black dresses, with books full of unbelievable

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The Comfort Eating Gender?

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by Anna Raccoon on May 29, 2014

My first impression of Edinburgh was one of being overwhelmed by the sheer scale – not just of the buildings, but the people, particularly the women.

I live in a part of France where the average

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Lansbury's Children in Tower Scamlets.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 28, 2014

Conveniently adjacent to the £1,000 a week furnished floating homes in the new womb of journalism, Canary Wharf, and within touching distance of the engine of our ‘booming economy’, the money men of the priapic Shard, lies an area of

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Cotton Pickin': R – v – Crawley and Ors.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 27, 2014

Operation Cotton, as it has become known colloquially, or more properly R v Crawley and Ors is fast become the modern day Jarndyce and Jarndyce of Bleak House fame. It will be spoken of in 100 years from now. The

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Far Right Victory?

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by Anna Raccoon on May 26, 2014

There is an air of jubilation around this morning – or an attack of the vapours – depending on whether you are standing in the King’s Arms in Doncaster, or Lentils-R-Us in Islington. ‘The People’s Army’, that seething

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Beating Your Curd and Whey.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 24, 2014

A tip o’ the Dutch cap this morning to Jasper Kuin for showing Dutch courage in the face of health and safety regulations.

It is a Bank Holiday week-end; it used to be called Whitsun, but

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All Trussed Up Like a Ukipper…

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by Anna Raccoon on May 23, 2014

So peace finally reigns in the old ‘Muppet show’ studio ‘D’ at Elstree, from where the BBC broadcast the local election results during the night.

They were short handed – one of their senior editors, Jasmine

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The Apathy Party is still ahead in the Polls.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 22, 2014

The EU candidate for Little Haddenham-under-Sea?

If democracy was truly the will of the majority of the populace, we would have no European parliament – nor British parliament.

That we do is because democracy

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Dove Tales.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 21, 2014

When we lived in the ancienne poste house in the centre of the village, built into the metre thick walls of the bastide, one of the delights was sitting on the terrace in the morning sun listening to the

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Exposure 12: Turning the Tables (Spoof)

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by Anna Raccoon on May 20, 2014

 

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Catherine of Arrogant.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 19, 2014

Little Catherine rode a tidal wave of ‘right-on’. From the ‘Wigan Mining and Technical College’ through a degree in Social Work, naturally, she diligently applied herself to every cause close to the heart of her left wing masters.

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The Old Curiosity Shop.

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by Gildas the Monk on May 18, 2014

On a cold and rather miserable spring day just over two years ago I was sitting in a coffee shop in a rather pretty village in the Pennines. I was tired and rather low. I had

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Ms Raccoon regrets…

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by Anna Raccoon on May 15, 2014

You are too late. Should have called in earlier. She’s already left.

She has jetted off to sunny Glasgow to attend a seminar on Moral Panic.

She thinks Marrakech would have been a better idea

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Ms Raccoon regrets…

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by Anna Raccoon on May 15, 2014

You are too late. Should have called in earlier. She’s already left.

She has jetted off to sunny Glasgow to attend a seminar on Moral Panic.

She thinks Marrakech would have been a better idea

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Death of the Last Taboo.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 14, 2014

Nothing is sacrosanct on Twitter, no detail of intimate life too delicate to explore; except death. There is no #death hashtag. It has to be masked – #dyingmatters.

No surprises in the etymology – the word

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The Game of Clones.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 13, 2014

The American arm of the ‘League for the Revolutionary Party’ describe themselves as ‘revolutionary optimists’. ‘Optimists’ is an understatement, they are lonely Bolsheviks at sea in an ocean of avowed capitalists. They publish a magazine called ‘ Continue reading →

The bitter legacy of the Western Ukraine.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 12, 2014

Amid the hysterical counter claims from the ‘interim government’ in Kiev supported by $5bn dollars of American money which chased the duly democratically elected government out of town and now condemns as ‘criminal’ the people of Eastern Ukraine holding

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Paedo-Ring-a-Roses.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 11, 2014

The Sunday Express has disinterred Mike Hames this morning – the ex-head of the old ‘Obscene Publication Squad’ before it became the keyword friendly and up-to-the-minute ‘Paedophile Information Section’.

They brought him out of retirement to

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Grayling Spawns Again – more Cod.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 9, 2014

Inmates place their bets on the unscathed survival of the latest pupil at Grayling’s ‘School for Scandal’.

The Criminal Justice Bill has attracted a lot of attention – not least because of the provisions to

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The Travelling Man.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 8, 2014

Time was when the travelling folk from Romania, in their colourful horse-drawn vehicles, would ask a local farmer for permission to stop for a few days, and to feed and water their horse. They might even sell him

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The Lost Boy.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 7, 2014

Jason Patric is an actor, a good looking and personable young man, best known for starring in ‘The Lost Boys’. He is currently unemployed, totally consumed by a search for his own ‘Lost Boy’ – young Gus.

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Freddie Starr – Charging decisions

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by Anna Raccoon on May 6, 2014

The Crown Prosecution Service has decided that Freddie Starr should not be prosecuted for any offence.

Baljit Ubhey, the Chief Crown Prosecutor of CPS London, said:

“Having carefully

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Quality v. Quantity. The NHS Debate.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 5, 2014

Professor Karol Sikora has thrown a starving cat into the pigeon loft of irrational debate on the NHS. Feathers are flying.

Professor Sikora, a noted cancer specialist, has advocated ‘rationing’ as a cure for the NHS’s

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Farage from the Madding Crowd.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 4, 2014

All I remember from Far from the Madding Crowd was that Gabriel’s sheep were driven like lemmings to hurl themselves off a cliff – never to be heard from again. Nigel Farage has no intention of watching his flock

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Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 3, 2014

A disturbing post from Rabbitaway – who knew? The Court of Protection moves on from deciding who you can have sex with – to who you can talk to! Dioclese on nursery rhymes.

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Exclusive – The Origins of Savilisation – Part Four.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 2, 2014

Once the older girls had moved onto Norman Lodge, and Susan was back in her dormitory, she wrote to Savile – a ‘come back all is forgiven’ letter in her words, there no longer seemed any reason why

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Exclusive – The Origins of Savilisation – Part Three.

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by Anna Raccoon on May 1, 2014

Another afternoon, and the boredom of Duncroft was relieved by a coach turning up (Wot! Still no Rolls Royce? You’ll never get the media to publish this!) – a rather special coach with tables between pairs of facing

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