Right, I’m quite insistent on this: finish what you’re eating. Put down your cup. Remove all sharp objects from your person.
Although the Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg was more than happy to talk about his sex life to Piers Morgan â he claimed to have slept with up to 30 women when he was single â Darling appears to find the subject more perplexing.
Asked by Morgan for GQ magazine whether it was possible to have a good sex life and be a member of the Cabinet, the Chancellor replied: âI donât know.â
In a series of increasingly toe-curling exchanges, Darling went on to deny he was too âknackeredâ to enjoy a satisfying sex life with his wife, Margaret
That’s Margaret pictured above.
I’m so sorry. I really am. But I wasn’t going to shoulder the burden of that mental image by myself.
Newsflash! Ross has unearthed the inevitable Alastair Darling sex videotape. Truly, it is the end of days.