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Unseen in Sedgefield

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by lenko on March 31, 2010

(The following are un-reported excerpts from Mr Blair’s recent speech at Sedgefield, which were mysteriously omitted from the televised version.) Hey, look — I know I promised to be whiter than white.

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Newsflash: civil service stress update

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by Thaddeus J. Wilson on March 31, 2010

"No, I'm not doing anything important…"

Following on from an earlier excursion into yoga and other hobbies comes this harrowing tale of the utter waste

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Finish your cornflakes

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by Thaddeus J. Wilson on March 31, 2010

Was it good for you, Darling?

Right, I’m quite insistent on this: finish what you’re eating. Put down your cup. Remove all sharp objects from your person.

Although

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BBC “green” pensions

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by Thaddeus J. Wilson on March 30, 2010

A reader wrote to ask for more information about the BBC’s scurrilous failure to declare a pension interest in “global warming”. Here are some details in the Express, here

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Allow me to make a small prediction

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by Thaddeus J. Wilson on March 30, 2010

I can't believe he's so stupid as to try it again!

It will play out like this: Labour will introduce a universal social care “levy” to extract

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Caring for the planet

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by Thaddeus J. Wilson on March 30, 2010

Hessian and sackcloth is soooo last year…

Cui bono? One of the fundamental questions to ask when faced with the more curious and excessive displays of human intransigence

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Latest Update ==Tobacco, Alcohol,and other Drugs….

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by Anna Raccoon on March 29, 2010

Note the order of words in the title!

My, but the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs have been busy little bees today.

No

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Mephedrone Ban – latest news….

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by Anna Raccoon on March 29, 2010

The resignation of Dr Polly Taylor – the veterinary medicine expert whose post is required by law to be filled on the committee – from the Advisory Council on

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The Tarts With No Heart.

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by lenko on March 28, 2010

You’ve thought about it before… dumping her. Maybe this time… the Party’s really over. After all — it’s been thirteen years, and

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Spot the Con.

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by lenko on March 28, 2010

Householders are being warned to look out for roving gangs of con-men, members of extremist cults, who are targeting people

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Saul on Sunday

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by Saul – Cub reporter on March 28, 2010

Greenwich Park Life

It was decided this week that Greenwich Park would be the venue for the Equestrian events at the 2012 London Olympics, despite a

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Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading.

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by Anna Raccoon on March 27, 2010

AngryTeen for a thorough and intelligent fisking of BNP Policy.

Obnoxio for the ultimate car sales advertisement.

The Daily

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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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by Anna Raccoon on March 27, 2010

Steven ‘I lied about lying, about lying, about telling the truth’ Byers has referred himself to the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards. It almost sounds honourable doesn’t it?

Byers was one of the queue

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One in Ten

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by Thaddeus J. Wilson on March 27, 2010

Chorus: I am the one in ten*
Some int’rest on a debt
I am the one in ten
Settling such a monstrous bet
Nobody knows me
Even though I`m always there
A

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There’ll be another one along in a minute…

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by Anna Raccoon on March 26, 2010

Last December a double-decker bus full of school children, all around nine years old ,tried to drive under a low railway bridge. It didn’t make it. The top floor

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Physician Heal Thyself…

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by Anna Raccoon on March 26, 2010

Provisional Liquidator Appointed To Debt Management Company… The Secretary of State for Business, Innovation & Skills has presented a petition in the High Court to wind up 123 Finance Ltd in the

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And breathe …

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by Thaddeus J. Wilson on March 26, 2010

And breathe …

I certainly had to indulge in some heavy breathing after reading this farrago of nonsense:

Civil servants have been given counselling manuals advising

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A Few Clowns Short of a Circus…..

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by Anna Raccoon on March 26, 2010

“Palpitating pageant of pachyderms, pulchritude and pantomime! Extraordinary wild animal exploits! Desperately dangerous displays of unrivalled aerialism! Colossally comic comedians! Dainty and dexterous displays of principal bareback equitation!”

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Tears on my Pilau

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by lenko on March 25, 2010

You Couldn’t Make It Up

Dread news from the AP today, reporting from Gauhati in India, where the arms race has taken on a terrifying new twist.

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Dr Dolittle’s Prescription.

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by Anna Raccoon on March 25, 2010

Finally we got an appointment to see the government appointed consultant to find out how to remove the cancerous debt tumour that is growing exponentially on the backside of our proud nation.

He

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Straight out of the blocks

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by Thaddeus J. Wilson on March 24, 2010

Ready! Steady! Lie!

The first little “Brownie” from the budget has just been highlighted:

“VAT and postal A.96 – From 31 January 2011 VAT will be

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Quote of the week

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by Anna Raccoon on March 24, 2010

“We have not raised these taxes out of dogma or ideology.”

Alastair Darling budget speech 2010……

Nonsense on stilts!

“Tax relief on pensions will be restricted from next

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Ko Ko Brown

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by Anna Raccoon on March 24, 2010

As some day it will happen that an election I must call,
I’ve got a little list — I’ve got a little list
Of snivelling back-benchers who should be voted out,
And who never would be

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Achtung Baby!

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by Thaddeus J. Wilson on March 24, 2010

What is the German for "drool"?

One of the most amusing ironies to ever emerge from the burgeoning European superstate is that it may well be the Germans who

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The Trouser Snake

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by lenko on March 23, 2010

Sleazily-weasily,
Screaming Lord Mandelson
Crawls through the undergrowth –
Snake in the grass.
Prince of the Underworld,
Vicious and venomous
Mephistophelian
Pain

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+++Latest News +++

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by Anna Raccoon on March 23, 2010

Another day, another career change. Nothing unusual in the life of Ms Raccoon, who never was a woman to say No.

Old Holborn has agreed to stand for election as

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Corrugated corrigenda

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by AnnaRaccoon on March 23, 2010

A hat tip to Tractor Stats for setting me on the trail of this one….

Shortly after the

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Chairman Brown’s Little Green Book..

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by Anna Raccoon on March 22, 2010

Chairman Brown’s campaign to divide and conquer the population through fear and intimidation has a new target this morning.

Now that smokers are safely corralled in windswept doorways puffing on their soggy dog

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The Celtic pussycat

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by Thaddeus J. Wilson on March 22, 2010

Rowwrrrr!!

Begorrah! It seems that the Irish public sector has made an enormous leap that our bloated, thuggish “civil” “service” seems to be reluctant to:

Good

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Willie Haughey – Glasgow belongs to Me….

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by Anna Raccoon on March 21, 2010

From today’s Sunday Times:

Strathclyde police is to seek guidance from the Crown Office on whether to investigate Labour’s biggest donor in Scotland and the

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