Lord help me blog from day to day
In such a tort defying way
That even when I forget to pray,
My prose will be accessible.
Help me find the pluggins do,
As the legislation doth accrue
I know the things I write
Monthly Archives: July 2012
Whine on, you crazy Diamond!
The sun shone from your bum
Whine on, you crazy Diamond !
Now there’s a look in your eyes
Like you’ve seen your last rise
Whine on, you crazy Diamond !
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Baird and Bored.
Up in the Labour heartlands, a minority of Labour members managed to rouse themselves from their indolent apathy and put in their votes to select the Labour candidate for the new role of Elected Police Commissioner. It
Continue reading →So much hot air…
No wonder there aren’t enough police to arrest everyone who says nasty things on Twitter, and as for expecting them to turn up when your neighbour calls you a slag over the fence…well, now we know why
Continue reading →Hollandaise Sauce for the Ganders.
Since the early hours of this morning there has been mass hysteria in the comments section of one Telegraph article.
It appears that the government is cracking down on foreigners earning money and not paying every
Continue reading →Melting Point…
Ms Raccoon finds that her level of interest in whether gay Peers can call their ‘wife’ Madame or
Continue reading →The Sunday Ramble
Welcome to both regulars and those new to The Raccoon Arms. Pick a pint of your favourite tipple (unless that happens to be wine or single malt in which case that might be a tad over the top)
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