It was a normal kind of day on South West trains. The first class carriage door being out of order, I had to hawk two heavy bags
Continue reading →Press F11 for doomsday
Klap hands, here comes Kadbury!
Nothing, but nothing, is quite as delicious on the tongue as the slow melt of a square of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk and for that reason confirmation of Kraft’s hostile takeover leaves a bitter
Continue reading →The acid test
I have an old French friend who has been telling me for years that my tongue is ‘a little too acidic’. Well, it turns out he’s
Continue reading →Ethical Compassion
Cheerful Haitians enjoying the fruits of capitalism before the earthquake.
I watch the CNN news from time to time. It’s instructive to see the Americans, if not as they
Continue reading →Butter wouldn’t Melt in a Socialist Mouth.
Shyam Kolvekar is a late comer to the Bettabanabutter party, but he is in fine Fascist company.
D’you know who really set his one off? Nah! I’m not going to
Continue reading →So much for solidarity then……
The health denials that emanated from Downing Street throughout Autumn 2009 are now revealed in almost every detail as a tissue of cynical
Continue reading →No Sheep Please, We’re British.
MORE than 1,000 sheep are being kept in British prisons, shock figures have revealed.
In total, there are 4,309 animals and 147 different species within UK prisons – one for every 19 inmates.
Continue reading →Ecumenical Eugenics
“Migration threatens the DNA of our nation”
thunders the Thunderer! Wow!
Uncharacteristically provocative journalism on the part of the staid, sober,
Continue reading →There’s no true grit in a chaotic standstill
I’m intrigued by the thought of a chaotic standstill. I would’ve thought that chaos requires movement. There is a troupe called Circus of Chaos, and I
Continue reading →The super-seven meltdown questions nobody seems able to answer
I’ve been consistently asking seven questions of the financial and political communities since the Spring of 2008. They are classic ‘dumb and dumber’ questions
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