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Yearly Archives: 2009

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The future in the Coffee Grounds.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 11, 2009

Isn’t this clever? It is now five minutes to three in the afternoon, the Prime Minister isn’t even in the chamber – and the Spectator started telling us what he said three hours

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Hissing Brown and the ‘S’ word.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 10, 2009

Jamie Janes of the 1st Battalion The Grenadier Guards

Jacqui Janes is the woman we need in Parliament.

Whichever party has the wit to sign her up as Parliamentary

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Let them Eat Whine and Erections for the Whining Clergy.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 10, 2009

Fresh from whining during ‘Alcohol Awareness Week’ about the estimated 91,000 deaths that will occur in the next decade due to the over consumption of evil booze, which is apparently an ‘unacceptably high death toll’ amongst

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The Difference a Word Makes…

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by Anna Raccoon on November 9, 2009

Yesterday we honoured that breed of person known as Soldiers. We can add the word ‘old’ in front, as in ‘Old Soldiers’ and we become particularly deferential. Somehow existing for 50 years in peacetime after

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What to do with a Shrink on the Brink?

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by Anna Raccoon on November 8, 2009

Amidst the politically correct carnage which is the American corporate media trying to write something, anything, on the meltdown of politics and religion triggered, quite literally, by Major Hasan Nidal at Fort Hood, without offending

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The Women in Parliament.

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by Anna Raccoon on November 7, 2009

Back when Noah was still drawing up the blueprint for his Ark, long before I was born, my Aunt stood against a certain Bessie Braddock as Conservative candidate

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Grate Expectation of Smouldering Members…

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by Gloria Smudd on November 5, 2009

On Bonfire Night, On Bonfire Night
It’s time to set the land alight:
So load the faggots, pile the wood,
Stack the logs and stack them good!
Pile on

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God! I will pack, and take a train…

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by AnnaRaccoon on November 5, 2009

And get me to England once again!

When Rupert Brooke wrote those lines, his England was a rural idyll that represented welcome relief from the turmoil and

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What is a Backbencher?

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by John Ward on November 4, 2009

Branding consultancy Celestial Fred has been invited (in the light of the expenses scandal and Labour leadership rebellion farce) to submit proposals for repackaging the role of backbenchers. Below is the keynote speech by CF’s

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Whadderwewant?

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by John Ward on November 3, 2009

Whadderwewant?

Twenty million quid!

Whydowewannit?

‘Cos we’re borassic thanks to bankers, Patricia Hewitt, an’ being crap!

Howdewegerrit?

By destroying the UK holiday sector!

Yippee!

Twenty million

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Nellie the Elephant…

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by John Ward on November 2, 2009

Historians delight in calling this or that epoch ‘The age of enlightenment’ or ‘The industrial revolution’. But for those in charge, every age is one where inherent contradictions have to be denied.

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Orwell Prize 2010

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by Anna Raccoon on November 1, 2009

The previous winners of the Orwell Prize have been illustrious political writers.

The prize was founded in 1993 by Sir Bernard Crick who, through his long-standing connection with The Political Quarterly, had negotiated with them

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Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading

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by Anna Raccoon on October 31, 2009

Muffled Vociferation debates Conservatism vs Socialism. Angry Exile stands up for Libertarian ex-pats. Tom Paine on Giving an Unattractive Nation a Makeover.

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Gone Fishing!

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by Anna Raccoon on October 31, 2009

I have indeed, Gone Fishing.

I leave you all in the capable hands of Ms Smudd and Master Ward, who will continue to amuse and exasperate in equal quantities.

I shan’t

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Lordy, Lordy, look who’s 40!

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by Anna Raccoon on October 30, 2009

Yesterday marked the 40th anniversary of the creation of the ARPANET, the precursor to the Internet. On that day in 1969 a small laboratory on the UCLA campus unleashed a force which has

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Flash Gordon now has 40 days to save the world.

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by Anna Raccoon on October 28, 2009

10 days ago, Flash Gordon announced that he had less than 50 days in which to save the world. The main stream press have responded to his dilemma in magnificent fashion, and the suggestions

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What is the measure of a society ? Court of Protection

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by Anna Raccoon on October 27, 2009

I ask this question because there is a maxim that says “a nation is judged by how it treats its most vulnerable citizens”.  This is from US President Hubert H. Humphrey and the full quote is:

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Official No 10 Website………..

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by Anna Raccoon on October 26, 2009

The pills must be working!

Wikio
Wikio

Court of Protection

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by Anna Raccoon on October 26, 2009

I am so coldly, rigidly, white knuckled angry, that at 3am I still can’t sleep.

The cause of my anger is an article, so poorly researched, so sensationalist, so, so utterly, incompetently wrong, written by a ‘Whitehall Editor’

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Hain Claims Vindication.

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by John Ward on October 25, 2009

Ex-Minister Peter Hain leaving the scene of yet another little misunderstanding in 1969.

HAIN CLAIMS VINDICATION – BUT HE NEEDS TO LOOK HARDER AT THE NUMBERS

Peter

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So, it was Rape!

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by Anna Raccoon on October 24, 2009

There are powerful biological reasons why women fear rape. There are equally powerful biological reasons why men protect their womenfolk from rape. We have an inbuilt instinct to ensure that the food supply will support

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Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading…

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by Anna Raccoon on October 24, 2009

Tory Politico on ‘Taking the Biscuit’ Pub Philosopher on the ‘White working class’. Frank Furedi on being Phobic

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When you have the time…..

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by Anna Raccoon on October 23, 2009

This is the Alex Jones documentary, released yesterday: The Fall of the Republic.
Almost two hours long, (and there are already rumours that

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In Pursuit of Partisan Pantomimes.

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by Anna Raccoon on October 23, 2009

The BBC’s Mark Thompson claims that he had ‘no choice’ other than to invite Nick Griffin on to Question Time because of the Corporation’s ‘central principle of political impartiality’ – nicely distancing himself

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The Griffin has Landed.

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by Anna Raccoon on October 22, 2009

As ‘G’ Day approaches, the BBC Chief’s of Staff are out strutting their stuff to assure us plebs that the battle will be won, there will be no loss of life amongst the

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I’m Piglet, Fly Me!

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by Anna Raccoon on October 21, 2009

Ding-Dong!

Good Morning, this is your captain speaking. I would like to welcome you aboard my maiden flight.

I’ve never flown a plane before, I’ve never worked on a

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Lest we forget…..

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by Astro on October 21, 2009

The Algarve summer is over, and rather abruptly so.

On Sunday, I was at the beach, enjoying the final days of warm and dry bliss of this long summer of ’09.

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Swiss Roll Ball into Own Goal.

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by Anna Raccoon on October 20, 2009

When you don’t have many claims to fame, you need to work hard at protecting the ones you do have.

The history of

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++ Exclusive ++ Matthew Parris on ‘Thinking before Bedding’.

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by Anna Raccoon on October 19, 2009

‘Journalists think before they write – bloggers write before they think’, runs the popular mantra of those who extol the virtues of professional journalists over bloggers.

The uproar over Jan Moir’s

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‘Stalking horse’ threat to Gordon Brown

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by Anna Raccoon on October 18, 2009

Tony Lloyd, Tony Lloyd, lend me your grey mare,
On your expenses you can put the fat fee,
For I want McCavity out full and fair,
Wi’ Harriet Harman, Jack Straw, and Mandy,
Jacqui

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