Best start practising now.

“Les oiseaux bleus qui survolaient les blanches falaises de Douvres”

Part of Gordon Brown’s plan to ‘halve our budget deficit in 4 years’ has been revealed today.

Bottoms up, lads!

This February 14th, there’s going to be a St Valentine’s Day love-in of unparalleled oddness. For not only is Piers Morgan to interview Gordon Brown on ITV,

Whilst all eyes are on the CPS, waiting to see how few they can get away with charging over the expenses fraud – without setting off a full scale riot, it is always instructive to

Yesterday on the markets The Full Bonkers was on display yesterday, as Bank of England spin met stark Stock Exchange over-reaction.

Never in the field of inhuman goforit have so many traders

Bring me the head of David Chaytor

It’s finally official: the most outrageous and blatant thievery from the public purse might attract the attention of the Director

This is Robert Aistrop. Robert Archibald Aistrop, to be precise. Take a good look, you weren’t supposed to see what he looked like.

You need to know what he looks like, especially if

Politicians have a lot in common with women who work in brothels. They never know who they are going to have to suck up to next. The door opens, in walks the next