An enterprising job hunting firm MyWorkSearch.co.uk have compiled a list of recommended jobs for MPs should they not be re-elected next week.
Gordon Brown as a Community Diversity Officer? David Cameron as an organic butcher? Nick Clegg as a plumber? Whilst these may seem far fetched occupations for the country’s political leaders, these are the careers that a leading job hunting firm, MyWorkSearch, has recommended for the party leaders should they be looking for work post May 6th. Experts at the firm entered the profiles of some of the country’s leading politicians using its personalised assessment test tool and came out with a string of startling suggestions for politicians to try, should they not be an MP post the general election.
The jobs portal found that the Prime Minister would be a perfect Community Diversity Officer, having successfully placated Gillian Duffy, the pensioner he branded a ‘bigot’ earlier in the week, whilst David Cameron, with his liking for (public sector) cuts and love of the outdoors would make an ideal butcher. Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg, who likes putting a spanner in the works, is recommended to try his hand at plumbing should things not work out for him next Thursday.
The database also found that original ‘Blair Babe’ Jacqui Smith would make an ideal Ann Summer’s party organiser, George Osborne an estate agent and Vince Cable, used to playing second fiddle, would be an ideal second-hand car salesman. Perhaps unsurprisingly, BNP leader Nick Griffin, who is used to being abused in public, would make a perfect traffic warden should he not be elected to parliament.
Having searched though 12 politicians’ profiles, the full list of recommendations is as follows:
Richard Alberg, Chief Executive at MyWorkSearch said
‘Just because you’re out of a job doesn’t mean you don’t have skills that can be employed usefully elsewhere. Our list of alternative jobs for MP’s demonstrates this and we hope that come May 6th, if any of these MP’s do need further career advice then wecan help them in this search’.
They don’t seem to have attempted the difficult task of finding something useful for our Vera to do….