Could be a serial killer?
Who said Plod was thick? Eh? Eat your words now!
He knows exactly where to look for a body – and may shortly be widening his enquiries, after he finds several more……
The sniffer dogs will have a field day.
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May 21, 2011 at 08:27 -
That reminds me of the time when all the toilets were stolen from the local nick. A police spokesman said “We have nothing to go on”.
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May 21, 2011 at 10:13 -
Or the reports that the authorities had found that a light aircraft crashing in a graveyard had resulted in 200 dead.
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May 21, 2011 at 12:52 -
….or the time a large hole appeared in the wall of the local strip-joint. Plod issued a statement saying, “We are looking into it.”
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May 21, 2011 at 13:19 -
…or this one. (Warning – not altogether in the Best Possible Taste….)
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May 21, 2011 at 13:24 -
Damn – no embed code. Sorry.
Go to Youtube, and search for “Blaster Bates”. Then scroll down to “Pork Pies at the Crem” (if you don’t get diverted by all the other “anecdotes”). Enjoy – but don’t let the mother-in-law hear them.
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May 21, 2011 at 15:44 -
Phone up and tell them there’s a man with a gun standing on top of the War Memorial.
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