Exposure: The Day British Justice Died (Spoof)

I still can’t get MWT to answer my question on Twitter about the Yard press release – can’t imagine why. Wonder what he thinks of this brilliant piece, or is he too busy holding people accountable, which appears to be his latest brief.

Lucozade February 6, 2014 at 5:49 pm

That was hilarious, lol….

Carol42 February 6, 2014 at 5:55 pm

Absolutely brilliant !

IlovetheBBC February 6, 2014 at 6:21 pm

‘Jellied Eel Productions’ – brilliant!!!

Eyes Wide Shut February 6, 2014 at 9:32 pm: I liked that too – have you seen his Jersey film on You Tube: running round looking at garden gnomes and gasping at the sheer, open, blatant Satanic topography? Child abuse encoded in people’s choice of patio furniture. The best bit is when he fakes an asthma attack over some dodgy hanging baskets. (Well, we’ve all been there, I suppose …)

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The Slog February 6, 2014 at 8:02 pm

excellent stuff…and given today’s verdict, impeccable timing:
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2014/02/06/the-bbc-fit-up-the-unravelling-begins/

If anyone can revive flatlining British Justice, then it is Anna Raccoon.

Backwoodsman February 6, 2014 at 8:16 pm

Enjoyed that. Not being in the UK and only keeping a half hearted eye on proceedings, I hadn’t realised you, (well, not Annas’ crew, obviously) were in full silly season mode.

Jonathan Mason February 6, 2014 at 9:03 pm

Very nice, and I see that at the same time Bill “Cock” Roache has been acquitted on a pure technicality–that the jury did not believe a word of the lying testimony against him regarding event that happened 50 years ago brought by anonymous accusers, and that there was no corroborative evidence of any value whatsoever produced in court.

Surely this is proof that our legal system does not work.

Eyes Wide Shut February 6, 2014 at 9:26 pm

Pure genius!

One thing I do know about Britain -or more precisely the English – once they start laughing at something, it’s done, it’s over, they’re through. Other countries get “serious” when they’ve had enough. The English get silly. That’s the sign the jig is up.

Crack on lads and lassies.

Moor Larkin February 7, 2014 at 12:32 pm

Maybe that explains the Guardian’s po-facedness.

Will it always be ‘too soon’ to make jokes about Jimmy Savile?
In live comedy, it seems that no one feels any further need to apologise for using material about Operation Yewtree. But should they?
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/shortcuts/2013/dec/08/jimmy-savile-jokes-live-comedy

Eyes Wide Shut February 7, 2014 at 2:20 pm: Where would The Guardian be if it couldn’t tell us off for giggling in the cheap seats? The high moral tone is The Guardian’s USP In fact when they try and go all post-modern and ironic they make such a mess of it, they’d be better off reverting to type and shaking their heads at our ingrained resistance to taking moral instruction from our betters. Like Polly, for example.

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Ho Hum February 6, 2014 at 9:56 pm

That Fireman Sam and Naughty Norman Price must be next in the frame. And it puts an entirely new perspective on Elvis Cridlington and his burning sausages. I’d be worried if I was him. Station Officer Steele might be sitting bolt upright too. And those poor poor twins…

After that, then it’s maybe Roy Hattersley from Splurting Image, and that member of the Illuminati who made the major mistake of appearing there with his shirt tucked in his pants. Made a right Curry of that, didn’t he?

Frankie February 6, 2014 at 11:37 pm

And what about The Clangers? There MUST have been some weird ‘goings on’ under all those dustbin lids, perhaps involving other species…

Mark Williams Thomas needs to focus on this important issue!

sally stevens February 7, 2014 at 12:53 am

Well, he did say in his last tweet that he was going to lift some lids – maybe that’s what he meant.

GildasTheMonk February 7, 2014 at 6:50 am

Our Lords and Masters will not be happy with the latest decision in the Bill Roache trial. And how much is all this costing? I detect a real sense of reaction against current climate on social media – I fully accept that may be a self selecting sample, but it does seem wide spread. Perhaps more comment on this after some D list celeb gets “potted” for groping girls back in the 70’s, behaviour worthy of a slap in the face and a kick in the crown jewels, at a cost of £780,000,000 to the public purse. Meanwhile, legal aid is cut and cut (sometimes, but not always a good thing), and under the new civil justice reforms the aim of the courts is to stop people having their cases heard by any means possible.

Moor Larkin February 7, 2014 at 4:55 pm: * not happy *

Damn right they’re not, and let anyone stepping outside the mainstream media be warned:

“Jurors who research cases on the internet will face up to two years in prison under a new criminal offence announced in Parliament today.”
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/exclusive-jail-for-jurors-who-research-cases-online-9108786.html

No mention of it being offensive to read the Daily Mirror I notice.

Also, just to up the fear & loathing levels:

“……….automatic early release will be scrapped for terrorists and child sex offenders”

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