For the last couple of days President Sarkozy has been looking slightly like a 1.65 metre man standing at the bottom of a 1.75 metre puddle having a rhetorical go at the old enemy, but blowing a lot of bubbles instead.
I want to suggest that, rather than responding with scorn, amusement or hostility, we should try compassion, and I have a suggestion.
Mr Sarkozyâs problem is that the markets donât trust France to repay its debts as much as previously, so the interest rates have gone up â¦ and up and up.
And the interest rates which the French Government have to pay have become much higher than those required of the UK.
The Chancellor of the Exchequer Mr Osborne has a scheme to help small businesses borrow money at more competitive rates:
The biggest new policy is a Â£40bn âcredit easingâ scheme to make it simpler to underwrite bank loans to small firms.
Small businesses with an annual turnover of less than Â£50m qualify for the scheme.
Mr Osborne says it will cut the average interest rate for those firms by 1%.
Is it too much to suggest that this scheme be extended to the help of France, and the UK use our greater creditworthiness to borrow money to lend on to France, at a modest additional margin, thereby helping both countries?
Perhaps we could split the difference, and lend to France at 2.5%.
What say you, Mr Sarkozy?
Angevin Empire Mark 2, here we come?
Iâm sure someone will come up with a good reason why we shouldnât do it, but just this once â¦?