Hah! Thatâs cheered me up. Hilarious.
They are going to send the âmorning after pillâ by post â over Christmas.
Theyâll be lucky if they get it by the end of January.
We donât have a âmorning afterâ postal service. Havenât had one for years.
Am I being cynical â the organisers of this initiative are the British Pregnancy Advisory Service which has ambitions to be the number one abortion service in the country?
âAh, you say it didnât arrive in time â best come in and see usâ¦â¦â