First Class Post.
Hah! That’s cheered me up. Hilarious.
They are going to send the ‘morning after pill’ by post – over Christmas.
They’ll be lucky if they get it by the end of January.
We don’t have a ‘morning after’ postal service. Haven’t had one for years.
Am I being cynical – the organisers of this initiative are the British Pregnancy Advisory Service which has ambitions to be the number one abortion service in the country?
‘Ah, you say it didn’t arrive in time – best come in and see us……’
December 7, 2011 at 12:26
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What we need is more effective education on contraception: the only
effective oral contraceptive is “No!”, and if that doesn’t seem to work a
Barnsley vasectomy with two half bricks. Either that of show them this
video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXBTMU1JRs
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December 7, 2011 at 11:18
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What a larf! In our online-business, 10% of deliveries get ‘lost in the
post’ by Royal Mail. So some of these lassies using the service are gonna be
fucked – twice over!!
- December 7, 2011 at 10:48
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The picture seems to show 2 pieces of string in with the solitary pill. Are
those to “tie a knot in it” to prevent a recurrence?
- December 7, 2011 at 05:46
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certainly not pompey Cowboy – that is what they import the immigrants to
do. Another job they have taken over.
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December 6, 2011 at 16:54
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Not much of a story— Isnt it quiet unfashionable to have straight sex now
any way?
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December 6, 2011 at 16:19
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That reminds me about the abortion clinic with a 9-month waiting list
- December 6, 2011 at 17:13
- December 6, 2011 at 16:17
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They’ll be doing IVF by post next.
- December 6, 2011 at 17:00
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You can get tested for suitability at the Post Office. They stamp “First
Class Male” on your forehead.
- December 6, 2011 at
17:22
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Sorry – just found we can’t get your head under the glass partition.
Have you got anything else we can stamp?
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December 6, 2011 at 20:04
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I’m learning humility. That’s why the world didn’t get my first
thought on the willy
warmer prize (Zeppelin hangar at Friedrichshafen
needed to manufacture it).
- December 6, 2011 at 16:16
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Remember, a baby is not just for Christmas.
- December 6, 2011 at 15:59
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A mood-lightener, yes, we need it after the EU {spit}.
The BPAS won’t be
using Royal Mail.They’ve bought a fleet of ice-cream vans for deliveries with
the slogan “Buy me and stop one”.
Also a solution for Thaddeus’ topic,
bring in new legislation, called Sod’s Law.
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