Simple Pieman met a newsman,
Following a dare,
Says Simple Pieman to the newsman,
For your views, I do not care.
Says the newsman to Simple Pieman,
Allow my wife to show you how;
To land a pretty punch,
– and on the floor you cower.
Simple Pieman went a-flinging,
To advertise his show;
All the coverage he had got,
Was negative, and soâ¦
Simple Pieman went to gaol
For six whole weeks â not long;
Heâll be out in three, with any luck
Which made the newsman whistle.
h/t to The Magistrates Blog for the title.