The idea of accepting personal responsibility for anything seems to have gone the same way as straw hat and white gloves with a summer dress, an anachronism that we barely remember and cannot begin to conjure up an explanation for.
Polly Samson clearly sees herself as the victim and graciously accepts the commiserations of her fan club as she bemoans the fate of her âpoor gentle boyâ, incarcerated by the overbearing state she wishes to see enlarged â¦ perhaps in his Harry Potter reincarnation conjured up for the TV news as he went to court, complete with suitably studious rimless glasses, she was able to convince herself that he was either poor or gentle:
But the unwashed version, holding a rock and a red flag that appeared in the national papers should surely have introduced a spot of self recrimination in her victimhood? Perhaps she should not have left learning the meaning of the cenotaph to Cambridge University at such a late stage in his life? Perhaps she could have done that spot of educating herself?
But then it wasnât his fault that he didnât recognise the cenotaph, it was all the fault of the LSD, Valium and Whisky that he had combined before his âstudent riotâ excursion.
It wasnât even his responsibility that he had taken that cocktail â that was the responsibility of his natural father who had written an e-mail to him that he disliked. I havenât yet uncovered whose fault it was that Father had penned that missive, but no doubt it was down to the Gas Board wrongly calculating his bill that monthâ¦..
A few doors away from us, a holiday home recently changed hands. The previous incumbent was sadly diagnosed with breast cancer, and decided to retreat back to the NHS rather than grapple with the French language and avail herself of the excellent French medical service. Câest sa vie.
A long standing row had been ranging with her neighbour, another holiday home only occupied six weeks of the year, over the level of noise made by the lavatory if you please. No sooner had the new owner â a delightful permanent resident âmoved in, than the holiday residents appeared for their annual six week stay.
The new owner was aware that they had complained to the Notaire about this problem wasnât she? No. But they had left strict instructions with the Estate Agent that any prospective purchasers were to be made aware that they required the bathroom to be moved and the wall soundproofed! Sheesh!
âB-b-b-ut, the wall has two sidesâ said I, in my simplistic way, âwhy donât they just soundproof their side of the wall if they are that bothered?â Why should they, was the general response, itâs not their fault that she doesnât go to bed until 11 0âclock at night and then flushes the looâ¦â¦..
Everything is someone elseâs fault, not your responsibility.
In England, Ministerâs are âshamedâ by the 8% increase in the number of plastic bags on beaches. It is not the fault of those who throw their bags away on beaches, it is the fault of ministers who have failed in their task of banning the public from access to these bags.
Jake Davis emerges from Westminster Magistrates Court in designer sunglasses, waving the fashionable white flag of Autism to the assembled press â âitâs not my faultâ, autism made me hackâ¦.
In America, a man is suing the Hilton Hotel Group for 5 million dollars compensation for leaving a âfreeâ newspaper outside his bedroom door, he didnât want it, wasnât interested in US news â Such âoffensive waste of precious resources and energyâ undermines government policy âto avoid unnecessary waste and accumulation of garbage, to conserve energy sources and to protect the environment from unnecessary and unreasonable impact,â he said.
Against this background, Guido âDon Quixoteâ Fawkes is tilting at Capital Punishment, âBring Back Hangingâ â the ultimate example of taking personal responsibility; he must be joking! Nice idea Guido, but you would have more chance of bringing back the hat and white glovesâ¦.
We might have judges happy to sentence elderly ladies to death because its ânot their faultâ that they canât make the decision that they want to die themselvesâ¦but heaven forbid that we should become a country where murderers take responsibility for their actions.