After the most hyped, leaked, and analysed budget in history, the climax is torporific……zzzzzzzz.
The Raccoon Arms is hereby declared a budget free zone tonight.
Talk about Liz Taylor, parvo-virus in seals, your plans to power Birmingham with racks of cycling MPs, how you met your first wife at a Christian Aid conference in Kazakhstan, the ambient temperature in lower Tibet, anything you like – I’ll grin and bear it.
Whinge about savage cuts in the budget and you’re barred for a week.
Right, the first round’s on me – what’ll you have?
What was that plane doing in Tripoli?