Petrol heads the world over have, for this week only, taken their heads out of Autosport and turned to the mainstream media, unaccustomedly consumed by an interest in International Politics.
Whilst the Bahrain Motorsport Website continues to run advertisements such as âExperience Fun in the Fast Laneâ the bloodied bodies of demonstrators lay across all three lanes of the Pearl Roundabout.
âFuel your Passion and discover what it feels like to Flyâ it exhorted, as young men and women discovered what it felt like to die.
âWith lots of excitement for the kidsâ it added hopefully â providing the kids find waking up next to your cold dead body an exciting experience.
Never was a region more aptly named â the Gulf States; and the gulf has yawned embarrassingly wide over the past few days.
As the extended al-Khalifa family cowered in their palace, protected by troops in armoured vehicles taking pot shots at the demonstrators, their thoughts turned to the important matters of state. 231 of their people were injured by their own security forces. Chewing on the ends of their gold tipped pens, they made a list of âthings we must do to avert catastropheâ.
Naturally, they phoned Bernie. Bernie Ecclestone. The man Crown Prince HH Shaikh Salman bin Hamad al-Khalifa rewarded with the Bahrain Medal of the First Degree, the Kingdomâs highest award. A medal usually reserved for Heads of State, but in this case awarded for âoutstanding services and achievements for the Kingdom of Bahrainâ â had he not made them the envy of all monarchy in the gulf? Had he not agreed to bring the Formula 1 circus to Bahrain and thus bestow all the glamour and excitement adored by petrol heads the world over to their undemocratic nation?
With the Formula 1 season due to open in Bahrain in just a few days time, there were millions of the al-Khalifa dollars at stake. This was no time to worry about the health of a few hundred of their citizens languishing in Manama hospital â would the track be cleared in time for Formula 1âs iconic drivers to steer their multi-million pound dodgem cars around?
Since that telephone call, Bernie has been performing a deft âReign danceâ â careful not to pull the rug out from under his generous Royal hosts â after all, it might all âcalm downâ, and the logistical nightmare of tons of F1 kit, already en route to the tiny gulf State.
Ecclestone, the ringleader of the F1 circus, said on Thursday: âIf itâs not quietened down by Wednesday, I think we will have to cancel probably.â
âQuietened downâ â there lay the massive gulf in priorities. As the White House worried about the potential loss of its strategically important base for its Fifth Fleet, Bernie was on the phone to the Crown Prince.
âItâs not good is it?â Ecclestone said. âWeâll have to keep our eye on things and make a decision quickly. I spoke to the crown prince this morning. He doesnât know any more than you or I, but theyâre monitoring exactly what is going on.â
Shaikh Salman bin Isa Al Khalifa, chief executive officer of the Bahrain International Circuit, issued a statement:
âOur priority at this time is ensuring the well-being of everyone associated with this event, and we will respond appropriately to any further developmentsâ.
The âappropriateâ response to ensure that the race went ahead was that Riot police with tear gas and clubs early Thursday broke up a camp that anti-government protesters had set up on the square, killing four people. Armed patrols prowled neighbourhoods throughout the day and tanks appeared in the streets for the first time. Public gatherings were banned Thursday and the city was virtually locked down.
Bernie has given an extraordinary interview to BBC Radio.
âObviously some people were killed, nobodyâs happy with that, Iâm quite sure. Letâs hope that this all blows away. In these parts there have always been skirmishes. Perhaps itâs a bit more than that.â
Those with long memories may remember Formula 1âs tacit support of South African apartheid â Formula 1 was one of the last sports to abandon South Africa, although some advertisers, amongst them Marlborough, demanded that their stickers (and thus one presumes, their money) be removed from the Ferrari and Maclaren cars.
If the advertisers put pressure on Bernie by way of withdrawing their sponsorship in Bahrain, he may well perform a different âreign-danceâ â for it seems that money is the only thing that disturbs the relentless progress of the Formula 1 caravan â that and the prospect of injured drivers having to join a queue for an ambulance.
This weekendâs GP2 Asia race meeting was cancelled. Ambulances that should have been on stand-by at the track were instead among those driving the governmentâs victims to hospitals by the hundreds.
Money and morality â the yawning gulf at the heart of Bahrain.
UPDATE: The dance is over â at 4pm this afternoon the race was cancelled. The season will now commence in Australia on March 27th.