Carol Hill on âCarol Hill â School Dinner Ladyâ.
Thank you to everyone who has contributed their money to me, I am so overwhelmed by your kindness I thank you from the bottom of my heart special thank you to Anna
Love to you all Carol xxx
Sister Eva Longoria on âWeird Fact of the Dayâ.
I thought bananas were full of potassium. Remembering my school chemistry lessons, I have always avoided eating them, lest I should carelessly drink a glass of water and then cause the potassium to explode into flames and set me on fire from the inside out.
I am always concerned for the safety of professional tennis players, who I believe run an almost suicidal risk in the regard.
I should be very pleased to hear from any readers who have suffered spontaneous human combustion after eating a banana, thus vindicating my theory.
Dave H on âYour country Needed Youâ.
I couldnât be bothered to join the Apathy Party.
Ian R Thorpe on âAstroturfing Big Societyâ.
When I think of those weirdoes and oddballs who used to serve on the council unpaid and often did not even claim their bus fare, and Iâm thinking of two old friends and political opponents of mine here, former Conservative MP Ken Hargreaves and long time Labour councillor Jack Grime, both thoroughly decent men and totally committed to the idea of public service, I just find it hard to understand why in these days when a very comfortable living can be made from simply being on the council (not to mention the graft and payola) we no longer seem to be able to find men of their calibre for the job.
woodsy42 on âWeird Fact of the Dayâ.
âHow many Waleses make one football pitch?â
You canât do it, however much you stretch or rearrange Charles and Camilla you wonât get a football pitch.