Itâs all done with Smoke and Errorsâ¦â¦
Being frightened of Aids is so last year â the great and the good now climb over each other in the rush to clasp Aids carriers to their bosom, nothing to be frightened of there children.
Osama Bin Laden? Mmmn, Can still raise a frisson of fear in the terminally neurotic, but all under control.
Passive smoking? Whooooo, now youâre talking. Or to be more precise, W.H.O. now youâre issuing press releases. Watch that audience cringe with fear, gasp as each new âstatisticâ comes out.
Breathing other peopleâs tobacco smoke is the cause of one in every 100 deaths worldwide, but is a risk over which its victims have no control, researchers have announced.
Life is full of deadly risks over which the victim has no control â flying meteorites, Double Decker buses reversing into you in Penge High Street, germ laden hospitals, ten day old goat served in your local Kebab shopâ¦..but wait! Our friendly researchers have a plan to make this 1% (allegedly) risk controllable â they will make the entire globe a smoke free zone! You only have to fear the other 99 ways in which they agree you can die.
Of the 192 countries in the world only 17 have laws banning public smoking, despite evidence showing they cut exposure to second-hand smoke by 60 per cent.
Yes, folks, in 175 countries you still, in this day and age, have a 1% risk that using the toilet after a smoker will cause you to die.
Controversy has surrounded the issue because of the disproportionate risks of passive smoking. [â¦]The scale of the risk has met with disbelief and scientists have struggled to convey why it is so high.
Shurly shum mishtake? Scientists struggling to convey the evidence on which they base their assertions? Just produce the proof and the disbelief will melt away. Simples.
The authors of the study [â¦] based their estimates on national surveys and laboratory studies such as measure of hair nicotine content carried out in 31 countries on three continents.
Estimates? Estimates? I thought this was an authoritative study published in the Lancet? And only in 31 countries? But your conclusion is so definitive?
The World Health Organisation (WHO) in Geneva says passive smoking causes 600,000 global deaths a year. They say the toll is heaviest on women and children who account for three-quarters of the 600,000 global deaths a year.
In the UK, almost 3,800 deaths a year are attributable to passive smoking and, given that enclosed public smoking is banned, most of these will have been as a result of exposure to smoking at homeâ¦.
Unless there is some undisclosed research showing that the partners of Lesbians are more likely to shuffle off the moral coil (Gildas) from passive smoke then we must assume that the deadly smokers are menâ¦
Just as well that our strictly nonâtotalitarian government is bringing in a law banning the perpetrators of domestic abuse from the home for months on mere suspicion. If smoking a fag isnât domestic abuse, I donât know what is.
All together girls, after me;
âI tawt I taw a selfish man, a breathinâ smoke on me,
I did, I saw him light a fag, as plain as plain can be.â
December 3, 2010 at 14:48
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Regardless of what you think of the facts I think we can all agree that
smoking is no good for anyone!
December 3, 2010 at 16:24
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I donât think we all agree with that statement of yours at all!
November 28, 2010 at 19:52
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Ed P, itâs the other way round. Homeopathic doses of a poison CURE the
problem.
So these parts-per-billion traces of third-hand smoke that they find,
everywhere we smokers have been, will be curing every ailment known to the
Tobacco Control Movement.
I feel quite humbled! I am a healer!
November 28, 2010 at 08:06
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Itâs so deadly that Iâve decided to use my SHS as a WSP (weapon of specific
destruction) starting in the parliamentary bar.
November 27, 2010 at 02:39
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Based on those statistics I am surprised that there are any actual smokers
left alive.
So who are they going to blame when we are all dead?
November 26, 2010 at 17:47
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Oh dear, another âscientificâ study just like the AGW one and just as
bogus.
How come people of my generation are living longer when there was less
pollution from cars in the 50s and 60s and more people smoked? When they have
a proved answer to that I might listen to them.
November 26, 2010 at 17:34
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Using my âgreat understanding of Homoeopathyâ, surely any reduction in
smoke concentration must be MORE harmful?
In fact, all those rooms used for
smoking (before the ban was enacted) will probably by now have 100C
homoeopathic concentrations of the evil poisons, so might be death-traps â do
not enter!
November 26, 2010 at 16:40
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To me, it suggests that passive smoking is more dangerous to health than
the actual smoking itself.
Or is my undergarment in a twist?
November
26, 2010 at 16:21
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Iâve never smoked. But Iâm thinking of starting!
November
26, 2010 at 15:39
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I havenât smoked for years, but I am thinking of starting again. Just for
spite.
November 26, 2010 at 15:25
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I having a fag now, I canât take much more of this utter bollocks.
November 26, 2010 at 15:14
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Iâm very pleased that you raised the subject; only today Iâve written about
passive drinking in Streonaeshalch. Itâs frightening, it is. Honestly. No
kidding.
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