Those of you who were fans of Rufus Thomas back in the late 60s will appreciate the irony of this report from the Oxford Mail.
âA WOMAN was raped while walking her dog through a village sports field.â
Her attacker forced her to perform a sex act on him, by telling her that he had a knifeâ¦â¦
What is of interest is that:
All such attacks are now classified as rape by police.
Robin Saunders, owner of Evenlode DIY in High Street, said: âIt will make a big difference to the dog walkers who use that field. It is a very popular field to use.
âMy wife was thinking of getting a dog to go walking with, but I will have to talk to her.â
I cannot make my mind up whether the journalist responsible for this report is aged around 19 and a heavy metal fan, or aged around 60 and laughing their socks offâ¦..