It’s not, not something you see every day:

Dog wanted me to have sex with it – accused

By Shellee Geduld

A Cape Town man has appeared in court for allegedly having sex with his neighbour’s poodle.

Anthony Julies appeared in the Wynberg Magistrate’s Court yesterday where he faces charges of bestiality.

The charges relate to an incident in June this year when the Lavender Hill man’s neighbour claimed he witnessed the man having sex with his little pet.

A source close to the investigation reveals that police believe Julies, 47, may have been high on drugs at the time of the alleged incident.

“He did this in front of his neighbour and he didn’t even try to stop when his neighbours told him to,” says the source.

“According to the witnesses, the suspect told them to leave him alone when they tried to stop him.

“He said he must finish because he couldn’t start and then stop because that wasn’t right.”

The source says Julies allegedly also told cops that the little dog wanted him to have sex with it.

“He allegedly also said that the dog mustn’t flaunt herself like that to him,” says the source.

Court documents say Julies was arrested on June 15 after his neighbours called the police and reported the incident.

He appeared in court on June 17 where prosecutors told the court that the dog’s private parts were damaged from the alleged penetration.

The court set Julies bail of R500 and it was paid the next day.

Yesterday, Prosecutor TJ Mkuva told Magistrate Hafiza Mohamed that cops have wrapped up their investigation and were ready to proceed with the trial.

Julies insisted that he wanted to represent himself during the case and refused Mohamed’s suggestion that he appoint a Legal Aid lawyer.

Speechless…

Ed P July 24, 2010 at 13:03

Is this turning into a dogging site?

Hysteria July 24, 2010 at 01:40

I find it interesting that the whole Muslim “gotta keep the women covered
‘cos it might inflame the men” thing may have something in it after all – it
appears we have a pack of sex-starved dogs on the loose which us menfolk
simply cannot resist.

Joe Public July 23, 2010 at 21:56

And use the defence that he only used the poodle to whippit in, then,
whippet out.

Joe Public
July 23, 2010 at 21:58

Ooops. Apologies to Ms Smudd – I’ve just noticed she’s already used that
pun.

Joe Public July 23, 2010 at 21:55

“Julies insisted that he wanted to represent himself during the case and
refused Mohamed

indigomyth July 23, 2010 at 21:51

I may as well chip in with the dog-themed puns:

I canine believe this story.

(that’s it, I can’t think of any that haven’t already been covered – I was
trying to work up something to do with ‘Lassie’, ‘fleas’ and “bones”, but I
give up)

Gloria Smudd
July 23, 2010 at 22:13

Try writing your ideas down on a pad…

Gloria Smudd
July 23, 2010 at 21:02

On the other hand, some people – sometimes even people who hold
high-profile-high-office – find themselves sharply criticised for NOT picking
up a little Shi-Tzu…

lenko July 23, 2010 at 20:48

It IS a constant danger to men — females FLAUNTING themselves all the time.
And if a dog’s wearing make-up and possibly revealing clothing, many a man
could be forgiven for not realising the bitch was under-age.

On the other hand, the guy is a pervert as well as a liar, and deserves to
be sent to the pound — sorry — jail.

Gloria Smudd
July 23, 2010 at 20:45

Curful, Mr Thaddeus – you may setter trend if you keep posting on this
topic so let me give you a pointer if I may: public outrage is easily
triggered and don’t be surprised if you whippet into a frenzy with this kind
of tail.

Joe Public
July 23, 2010 at 21:04

I knew you’d rise to the challenge Gloria.

Gloria Smudd
July 23, 2010 at 21:15

Even if I have to paws for thought, I try to find somefang to say…

Joe Public
July 23, 2010 at 21:44

Distemper, distemper.

Gloria
Smudd July 23, 2010 at 22:14

You’re a wag aren’t you?!

NotaSheep
July 25, 2010 at 12:55

This seems like a bit of a lurcher off topic to me.

Joe Public July 23, 2010 at 20:42

After yesterday’s post, I fear there are no suitable puns left.

Or unsuitable ones either.

Bucko July 23,
2010 at 20:14

I panicked when I read the header because I have had it with a few
dogs….
Then I realised you meant the four legged kind
I don’t think he
will get off with the “She was gagging for it”, defence.