Not in front of the children! Limerick contestâ¦
Educating children is a delicate affair, not for the feint hearted.
The Lord Mayor of Leicester did his best at a âGlobal Educational Summer Showcase for Schoolchildrenâ.
The decidedly âglobalâ Lord Mayor â he is currently trying to lose 3 stone â unintentionally gave them an unforgettable educational showcase.
In a statement, Colin Hall, 46, said:
âWhilst giving a vote of thanks, I suffered a problem with my trousers.
âUnfortunately, I had chosen not to wear a belt and the trousers came loose and fell.
âI would like to offer my deepest apologies to anyone who was offended by the accident.â
Come on then, bottle of wine for the best limerick!
July 3,
2010 at 11:14
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Thank you â I suppose this counts as a professional debut (always a good
thing for an aspiring writer â if not quite how Iâd like it to be remembered
by posterity).
Itâs been a most entertaining business all round and great fun to be part
of it; if the creative powers of this blogâs readers were collectively
harnessed, who knows what Anna could achieve?
July 2, 2010 at 22:59
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Well, excellent work all around and congratulations to Macheath. I
can foresee this event
July 2, 2010 at 16:31
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P
July 2, 2010 at 16:28
July 2, 2010 at 16:20
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Mrs Racoon please adjudicate
And apprise us all of our fate.
Which
bit of twattle
Deserves just one bottle
And which one merits a
crate?
July 2, 2010 at 00:22
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But who is to blame,
For this crying shame?
Iâll give you one
guess,
No more or no less.
The McCanns have been at it again.
July 1, 2010 at 21:49
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Weâd all do well to remember
That shame burns hot as an ember,
And
despite his mishap
Colâs a wonderful chap
And a fine, upstanding
member.
July 1, 2010 at 23:04
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of local government.
July 1, 2010 at 15:28
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The Mayor said âThis sort of limerick
seems to poke fun at my balls and
dick.
Itâs a glorious day
when theyâre out on display.
Do you think
Iâll end up in the nick?
July 1, 2010 at 12:00
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While the Mayor did his best to explain
The kids shouted
July 1,
2010 at 11:56
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The Lord Mayorâs speech was a failure
And he blushed a deep shade of
azalea
As a voice said, âPlease Miss,
Can you tell us if this
Is
whatâs meant by Mayoral regalia?â
July 1, 2010 at 10:30
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We all of us rightly detest a
Fellow who shows us his vest: a
Boxer
or Brief
Should be hid underneath.
Not so in the City of Leicester!
July 1,
2010 at 00:22
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Fnarr
June 30,
2010 at 21:45
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The wonderful Lord Mayor of Leicester
Was a bit of a show-off and
jeicester;
In front of some kids
He took down his skids
And grabbed
his wifeâs tits to moleicester.
June 30, 2010 at 22:13
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I cannot let this rumour fester!
I never would young children
pester!
I just wanted my show
Iâve got âget up and goâ
To my missus
â you know, just to test âer.
June 30, 2010 at 21:43
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Even thoâ I have I had a long hard day, Iâm laughing. Well done one and
all!
Gildas the Monk
June 30, 2010 at 21:20
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âFresh air is vital, you knowâ,
said the Mayor at the kidâs Summer
Show,
âSo please do not frown
As I stand pants down
But something is
starting to grow.â
June 30, 2010 at 20:43
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The venue was Southfields li-brary
Where the kids saw the mayor was
quite hairy
With no belt at all
His trousers did fall
So the sight
was both shocking & scary.
June 30, 2010 at 20:11
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âI agree it was morally wrong
To address Leicesterâs youth in my
thong,
But I think, to be fair,
My front-bits werenât bare,
And my
trousers werenât down very long.â
(and Iâm not after the wine â after all, I donât drink, smoke or tell lies
â I just canât seem to stop now until Mr Smudd logs on to e-bay for the
nightâ¦)
June 30, 2010 at 19:52
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When asked to explain why and when
The Mayor showed his pants to
chil-dren,
He said heâd aired his balls
In many grand halls
But heâd
try not to do it again.
June 30, 2010 at 18:45
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There once was a Lord Mayor called Colin
Who had trouble keeping one
ball in
He said âIâve no doubt
I should let them both outâ
So he did.
And thatâs whatâs appallinâ.
June 30, 2010 at 18:36
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Whilst performing his duties de facto
The Mayor was caught flagrante
delicto
The kids thought him crackers
When he flashed them his
knackers
And stood there airing them alfresco
June 30,
2010 at 17:32
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Or, alternatively:
Childrenâs libraries are wonderful places,
All those happy and smiling
young faces,
But poor Lord Mayor Hall
Was not happy at all –
From now
on heâll wear two belts and braces.
June 30,
2010 at 17:30
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A large Lord Mayor Called Hall,
Was insufficiently tall,
When he
arose,
His pants went to his toes,
And opened The Municipal Ball
June 30,
2010 at 17:11
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âCoun Hall recently hit the headlines after choosing to stop the
tradition of saying prayers before full council meetings, and choosing not to
attend a civic service at the cityâs cathedral.â
âIn our meetingsâ, said Councillor Hall
âThere is no place for prayer at
allâ.
âIs that so?â said the Lord,
âWell I wonât be ignored!â
As he
caused the manâs trousers to fall.
June 30, 2010 at 16:55
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The Lord Mayor thought himself wise as Nestor
But was really a bit of a
jester ;
Despite all his brags
He stood there with his bags
June 30, 2010 at 16:43
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By christ you should have seen us
Kids staring at the Mayor
June 30, 2010 at 16:40
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The municipal leader of Leicester
Had a reputation from kids whom heâd
pester,
Down slipped his trousers
But did nowt to arouse us,
Hallâs
balls were beginning to fester.
June 30, 2010 at 21:42
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ohahahaha!
June 30, 2010 at 16:30
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I doubt if the Lord Mayorâs wifeâll
Keep insisting he cuts out the
trifle:
Sheâd prefer he stays âglobalâ
If it means he shows âno
ballâ
And saves the mixed-infants an eyeful.
June 30, 2010 at 15:33
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There was a man from Leicester,
Who could have been a molester.
His
trousers came down,
The kids thought what a clown
Now heâs the Mayoral
Jester
June 30,
2010 at 15:27
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The venerable Lord Mayor of Leicester
Came across as a bit âCharlie
Chesterâ
His trousers came down
Showing his mayoral crown
So he
covered it with his souâwester
Last bit isnât true necessarily, but artistic licence has been takenâ¦
June
30, 2010 at 15:25
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The Lord Mayor, in municipal regalia,
Suffered an embarrassing wardrobe
failure,
His loose trousers slipped down,
In front of the young of the
town,
Revealing his knees, inter alia.
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