Simple Pieman

by Anna Raccoon on August 3, 2011

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Simple Pieman met a newsman,
Following a dare,
Says Simple Pieman to the newsman,
For your views, I do not care.

Says the newsman to Simple Pieman,
Allow my wife to show you how;
To land a pretty punch,
- and on the floor you cower.

Simple Pieman went a-flinging,
To advertise his show;
All the coverage he had got,
Was negative, and so…

Simple Pieman went to gaol
For six whole weeks – not long;
He’ll be out in three, with any luck
Which made the newsman whistle.

h/t to The Magistrates Blog for the title.

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