Suggestions are welcome in the comments.

1
Dave H
October 27, 2011 at 20:38

Actually that’s not a ventriloquist, that’s the undercover policeman who didn’t realise the rest had buggered off.

2
Mike Spilligan
October 27, 2011 at 20:42

I’m suffering from the in tents cold.

3
Cascadian
October 27, 2011 at 21:38

Somebody said soap, then Wally disappeared. You will never find him now.

4
Engineer
October 27, 2011 at 21:42

They’re all attending Evensong in the cathedral.

5
View from the Solent
October 27, 2011 at 22:25

…..
There’s no discouragement
Shall make him once relent
His first avowed in tent,
To be a pilgrim.

(Pilgrim’s Progress, John Bunyan)

6
JuliaM
October 28, 2011 at 09:48

/applause

7
John Norman
October 27, 2011 at 22:42

“I always meant to live in a tent wherever I went” Noddy at the Cathedral, by Enid Blyton

8
Oop North
October 27, 2011 at 23:09

“I have an empty head to go with my empty tent”

9
john malpas
October 27, 2011 at 23:34

Did you see that an anonymous ‘ camourflage expert’ from the guardian said that the police camera was all wrong.

10
Wigner’s Friend
October 28, 2011 at 08:40

St Paul obviously went OTT on the tent making!

11
Matt Wardman
October 28, 2011 at 09:47

Good stuff

12
Ken Alexander
October 28, 2011 at 10:21

I wonder if a thermal scan of the House of Commons chamber would show a similar unoccupancy of seats ?

13
Engineer
October 28, 2011 at 12:45

Possibly not, but a scan of the bars and ‘tea-rooms’ might.

14
M Barnes
October 28, 2011 at 13:09

I’ve tripped over this @$#*ing tent…. someone call a lawyer.

15
Archer Hawkins
October 28, 2011 at 14:19

Shhhh…..don’t want to get knicked, we’re loitering within tent