A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s penis as he tried to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

H/T Perth Now.

Sabot August 28, 2009 at 22:49

Snort!

Sabot August 28, 2009 at 21:34

You’d think he would have a bit more taste. What’s wrong with a nice goat
then?

Anna
Raccoon August 28, 2009 at 21:36

Probably all booked up for the week-end………only kidding.

Biffo July 10, 2009 at 20:55

Why bother trying to re-attach it? Having to sit down to pee for the rest
of his life might take his mind off bestiality.

North Northwester June 28, 2009 at 19:39

Iranian religious police will no doubt stone the poor raccoon to
death.
Little bit of politics there.

janes June 28, 2009 at 00:05

Henry North London, you have made my day!

Cato
June 27, 2009 at 21:57

That Anna’s got a nasty streak in her…..pmsl.

fidothedog June
27, 2009 at 20:19

I hope the racoon was not hurt at all.

Guthrum June 27, 2009 at 18:57

Go Raccoon !

denverthen June
27, 2009 at 18:45

*speechless*

Anna
Raccoon June 27, 2009 at 18:53

Yo, don’t mess wi’ da Raccoon denverthen!

Zak June 27, 2009 at 18:17

He didn’t have the foreskin to do that and i’m sure will be adequately
penalised.

Henry
North London June 27, 2009 at 18:13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KhBAkn3720

Bluebell June 27, 2009 at 17:50

Whooh! I was worried about you then…

janes June 27, 2009 at 17:49

Ha! Ha! Is there a YouTube video?

Zak June 27, 2009 at 17:25

Looks like we should be expecting a bout of Raccoon Flu to hit the English
shores soon.