What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
This is a well-meaning face. It belongs to Colette Yapp-Davis. She is, I am sure, a well meaning person attached to the Goddard Inquiry. I am equally sure her previous career as a Renewables Obligation Officer at Ofgem will have suitably qualified her to deal with some of the most sensitive matters currently occurring in our well meaning institutions.
The Goddard Inquiry is such a well meaning institution. Theresa May’s attempt to put right the many ‘wrongs’ of the past. More importantly, to attempt to find out how and why we have so many middle aged people claiming that they were abused as children and that the institutions charged with their well being had let them down.
As young children, they say, they were sexaully overpowered by adults, adults we shall collectively call ‘Fred’. For to an eight or nine year old, there is really no difference in the adult power wielded by ‘Fred the Butcher’ and ‘The Rt. Honorable Sir Fred’, the decorated politician – though arguably, ‘Sir Fred’ is likely to have his picture in the papers more often and to be both recognisable, traceable, and importantly to some, sue-able, in later life.
Without doubt all the ‘victims’, or ‘survivors’ if they prefer, involved in the Goddard Inquiry are deeply damaged and manipulative individuals. In some cases, this is indisputably the result of sexual abuse, though whether by ‘Fred the Butcher’ or ‘Sir Fred’ is becoming more difficult to discern by the day. Some are merely deeply damaged and manipulative through other causes in their life; they have made the journey to the promised land of ‘survivorhood’ and vindication of their psychological problems through conspiriland, via all manner of disturbing internet pages that speak to them of illuminati, lizards, and baby eating satanists.
They speak to each other on Twitter, and other social media; a few with their real names, most hiding behind aliases. Some are aggressive, bullying and manipulative; others shy, easily hurt – and subsequently further damaged by their on-line encounters. Some have background stories that so closely resemble that of others who have published ‘their story’ earlier, that it is hard to believe they haven’t borrowed events, times and places. Maybe they were abused by ‘Fred the Butcher’ and have decided that abuse by ‘Sir Fred’ might be a more beneficial route to salvation – maybe they were never abused at all, and are comforted by being courted as a ‘survivor’.
It is hard to imagine a more vulnerable ‘group’. Group? They have nothing geographically, biographically, even psychologically, in common with each other beyond their claim to have been sexually abused. Anyone who has witnessed their encounters on Twitter will be aware of how deeply damaging to themselves, their cause, and their mental health, that the opportunity afforded to them by social media ‘to meet’ has been.
Enter Colette. With the well meaning intention that ‘victims and survivors’ should have the opportunity to ‘engage’ with the inquiry. A noble thought. They should be engaged with the Inquiry.
Individually.
Unfortunately Colette seems to be under the impression that these people are mere stakeholders, like renewable energy suppliers – you get them all together, lay out the chairs, lay on a few sandwiches, a couple of speeches and ‘Bob’s your uncle’. Stakeholder engagement.
She has sent them all a letter [Survivorforum], offering to pay their train fare from all parts of the British Isles, and join her in a merry get together in London on the 5th August.
Participants should be victims and survivors of child sexual abuse.
Participants in the Forum will also be asked to abide by a Code of Conduct on the day.
A ‘code of conduct’ may work very well with the shiny suited and gell haired officers of ‘renewable obligations’ – they can generally be trusted not to pull each others pigtails, or plaster the internet with snatched images of other participants, nor issue threats to their hated adversaries, nor ‘borrow’ details of whatever they have heard in that room, nor score points by revealing who was present and who wasn’t…nor have a group of banner waving ‘supporters’ waiting outside the building.
But the so called ‘survivors’ of ‘VIP’ abuse and ‘Satanic’ abuse? All together in real time with a pile of prawn sandwiches?
What could possibly go wrong?
- Bandini
July 19, 2016 at 12:58 pm -
Someone should set up a stall selling buns at the entrance. They´d make a killing.
- Fred Karno
July 19, 2016 at 2:48 pm -
Or stale pork pies – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI
- Fred Karno
- Don Cox
July 19, 2016 at 1:14 pm -
I wonder if any of the attenders will have been abused by other attenders.
- david
July 19, 2016 at 1:25 pm -
The best television programme I have ever seen was, ‘After Dark’, a British late-night live discussion programme broadcast on Channel 4 television between 1987 and 1997. Broadcast live and with no scheduled end time. It was described as, “the most uncensorable programme in the history of British television”. The programme was hosted by a variety of presenters, and each episode had around half a dozen guests, often including a member of the public. If Colette can copy that, with more people, and no television cameras, that would be Ideal.
I think you have hit the nail on the head though. Fred the butcher would not be on television, or in the newspapers, where he could be recognised, years later by victims. But Sir Fred MP would. If Sir Fred MP, looked like Fred the butcher then a mistake in identity could be made. But then why would Fred the butcher be in a luxury block of flats, or a Military base in Reading?
But what if Fred the butcher, was not Fred the butcher, but Fred the sandwich maker, owning a string of shops all over the UK selling sausage rolls, and cups of coffee. In other words, ‘Rich -middle class Fred’, who may well have been asked to exclusive parties with others of the same persuasion.
But if Fred the butcher, and rich Fred the sandwich maker, both look like Sir Fred MP, there is a problem. Did Fred the butcher, or rich Fred the sandwich maker, find a child to abuse, and take them to visit Sir Fred MP?
So now you have three Fred’s, all similar in appearance, all with the same interest in abusing children, who may have actually known each other. Of course only Sir Fred MP will be recognised, because he is the only Fred who regularly appears in the press, or on TV, but all three Fred’s could have been involved in abusing the same victims.
- Bandini
July 19, 2016 at 1:48 pm -
I´m afraid I lost the fred there, David.
- David
July 19, 2016 at 1:56 pm -
Very droll !
- David
- Bandini
- Peter Raite
July 19, 2016 at 2:55 pm -
- Sean Coleman
July 19, 2016 at 9:46 pm -
That reminds me of a line in David Quinn’s column in the Irish Catholic this week, which was about the Residential Institutions Redress Board. Richard Webster wrote about this some years ago, as in Christmas coming early for liars and criminals. He says around €1 billion has been paid out so far, or €62k per claimant, which he says is much more generous than countries such as Germany, which limited their payments, he says, on the basis that it was going to cost too much.
http://www.irishcatholic.ie/article/redress-scheme-abuse-victims-nearing-end
He says that the report of the Residential Care Committee stated: ‘In the case of one home, it could be proven that several weeks of trials involving sedative drugs (Truxal) were carried out in 1966, without the consent of the children or their personal guardians, and despite the initial concerns of the youth welfare office.’ I can’t find this report and I think it is because it is about care homes in Germany and is written in German.
- tdf
July 19, 2016 at 10:27 pm -
@Sean
The matter of drugs being used on kids in care homes without their or their guardians’ consent also arose in a recently published UK report.
http://www.rochester.anglican.org/content/pages/documents/1468406891.pdf
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-kent-36784814
- tdf
- Sean Coleman
- Trevor
July 19, 2016 at 3:45 pm -
“When there’s ‘CSA’ in the neighbourhood – who you gonna call?”
Er, well we’ve got someone who’s never had a ‘proper’ job, born decades after most of the abuse is alleged to have taken place. And she’s black, which is always a bonus.
- tdf
July 19, 2016 at 5:57 pm -
“A ‘code of conduct’ may work very well with the shiny suited and gell haired officers of ‘renewable obligations’ – they can generally be trusted not to pull each others pigtails, or plaster the internet with snatched images of other participants, nor issue threats to their hated adversaries…..”
I find the above to be a somewhat patronising and condescending observation.
When I worked in banking, I once attended a trade fair in London. During one of the ‘meet and greet’ coffee breaks between the formal sessions, a representative of one particular firm confided to me, sotto voce, that a director of one of his rival firms (representatives of whom were present at the same conference and also bidding for my bank’s custom) was in prison!
But yes, inclined to agree that certain survivors haven’t helped their own causes with their social media behaviour.
- Bandini
July 19, 2016 at 8:42 pm -
I find the above to be a somewhat patronising and condescending observation.
- tdf
July 19, 2016 at 8:49 pm -
I see your outrage-ometer is coming along nicely, Bandini. It’s still not as good as mine though – mine goes all the way to eleven.
- Bandini
July 19, 2016 at 8:58 pm -
Yes, but it doesn’t start until 2 (am, usually).
- tdf
July 19, 2016 at 9:03 pm -
Well, that’s when the hounds start howling. Awooo!
- tdf
- Bandini
- tdf
- Bandini
- Cascadian
July 19, 2016 at 7:29 pm -
As is the way of these things, one might expect that a team-building exercise will be necessary to foster some good will amongst the disparate groups.
A get together with some vaguely sporty games-perhaps water-skiing on the Norfolk Broads, followed by liquid refreshments and throwing bottles at the geese (I am improvising here you understand)-before the real fun starts. Anyone know where rental accommodation and boats-for-hire are available?
All for the common good, you understand. Our “survivors” deserve it.
On the bright side, if Ofgem “Renewables Obligations Officers” are being seconded, then perhaps the windmill scam is coming to an end.
- The Blocked Dwarf
July 19, 2016 at 8:30 pm -
I want to see this ‘Code of Conduct’. Whoever writes it is bound to offend or ‘trigger’ someone…indeed just the very suggestion that VICTIMS should be required to agree to a CoC is surely deeply wounding to them, suggesting as it does that they might not know how to behave in public? Surely any misbehaviour is a result of the abuse?
Ahhh I can hear the wails of “B-b-but what Fred Money Bags did to me made an Aspie. I an ENtitled to behave however I want. I must have absolute freedom to express my inner schmerz”.
Would it not be better for CYD to simply say “all attendees to be accompanied by a responsible adult” ?
- dearieme
July 19, 2016 at 8:39 pm -
And on the first day of the Olympics too. What can it mean?
- Bandini
July 19, 2016 at 9:05 pm -
Is it really? Ho ho ho! The last one was ‘interpreted’ by some of these, er, ‘stakeholders’ (tee-hee) as a Satanic invocation led by that lank-haired tight-trousered celebrity whose name momentarily escapes me. This will be yet further proof – as if any were needed! – that it’s an establisment cover-up.
- tdf
July 20, 2016 at 4:46 am -
@Bandini
You are referring, I think, to the 2012 ‘Mayan prophecy’ which apparently was based on a mistranslation of some runes from thousands of years ago – and the tight-trousered celeb is probably (I’m just throwing a wild guess out here) Russell Brand?
I am quite partial to ravey/dancey music at times (*) , but the influence of the drugged-up casualties of that era, when they (ahem) came of age, settled down, and got jobs has had some odd results.
Some say one of them was, until recently, the Chancellor for the Exchequer, no less!
(*) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sE4OG-TRTQ
- Bandini
July 20, 2016 at 11:29 am -
I was referring to the actual opening-ceremony of the London Olympics – the only thing I remember about them. As a ‘Brit Abroad’ I was congratulated on more than one occasion for the magnificence of the event – a welcome change from being reminded of fish & chips and Monty Python! The ‘illuminati brainwashing’ certainly went down well here, at least.
- Bandini
- tdf
- Bandini
- tdf
July 19, 2016 at 8:45 pm -
^ I don’t think that’s too much of a problem once it doesn’t clash with the Victim Jockey Champion Stakes – always a key event in the racing calendar!
- Alexander Baron
July 20, 2016 at 11:03 am -
I still say the police should do a proper investigation of some of these compensation claims particularly against Savile. Two or three prosecutions would soon curb their enthusiasm.
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