Saturday Evening Posts Worth Reading.
Justice Edition….
Avoids £89,246.33 court costs – affords £89,950 BMW sports car. Justice, Briscoe style.
Barrister Blogger’s expert dissection of the Andrew Picard case – otherwise known as 100,000 idiots petition the Attorney=General to do something the law doesn’t allow him to do……
The Secret Barrister lets rip at the BBC for complaining about ‘killers’ being allowed legal aid…..
Hugh Linehan on the IRA as little more than early Dublin property redevelopers……
‘Vulnerable children’ left out to play after dark…..become ‘Juveniles’ when they are playing with bats with nails hammered into them……
Driving an ‘Uber’ internet based cab is a life changing job for the dispossessed in the banlieues …who never thought of driving a mini-cab.
B-b-b-b-ut the Internet is sooo dangerous…..I mean nobody ever met a rapist in a Glasgow central pub did they? – and we need a new law to prosecute people who call themselves ‘Daffy Duck’ when they harass others…..
Moor Larkin continues his forensic rebuttal of Dame Janet Smith’s report. Here. Here and Here.
and Ms Raccoon was amazed to see an extraordinary spike in ‘hits’ on a very old post – turns out the Daily Mail are ‘finally’ able to reveal ‘the truth‘ about John Sheridan a mere 5 years after Ms Raccoon addressed the subject……
Late entry (sic) courtesy of Barbara Hewson – the magical Impotence Trials… and the difficulty of standing up in court….definitely this week’s winner!
- The Blocked Dwarf
March 5, 2016 at 12:51 pm -
the magical Impotence Trials
What the dickens?!
Please be upstanding for his Honour, Judge Trycoque.
- Major Bonkers
March 5, 2016 at 1:42 pm -
Dear Mrs. Raccoon – I think that you have made a mistake – the Monograph’s website states the car is a ‘BMW M1’, whereas you have provided a link to a ‘BMW I8’.
I’ve found an online advertisement for a BMW M1 – yours for £335,000, squire, including the Kugelfischer (which may or may not be something to do with the ginnel – I don’t know, I don’t speak either of these languages).
Being a rather crap newspaper nowadays, I suspect that ‘er ‘onour was actually driving a BMW 1 series – a sort of hatchback – with an ‘M sports package’, which comes in at £24,000: http://www.elmsdirect.com/bmw/new-car-offers/1-series/5-door/?utm_source=24&utm_medium=2&utm_campaign=CM003205-1&utm_term=new%20%2Bbmw%201%20series%20for%20sale&utm_content=333465289&gclid=CIPO8PfTqcsCFSLlwgodB_oN_g
I want to make it quite clear that I am completely uninterested in cars, and, having spotted the mistake, looked on the internet to try and work out what type of car was intended.
The only other points that I would make is that ‘BMW’ is typically taken to mean ‘Black Man’s Wheels (or Wagon)’, so, other than the failure of her sex to match the acronym, is an appropriate choice of car. And given that this brand of car is typically driven extremely selfishly, and given a wide berth by other road-users, it may also be an appropriate choice for that reason: certainly, that seems to be why she was written to by Plod in the first place.
- Major Bonkers
March 5, 2016 at 2:48 pm -
Bloody spellchecker – I call it ‘The Morongraph’, not ‘The Monograph’.
Anyway, I noticed this article during the week from ‘The Daily Mail’, who helpfully rewrote an article that originally appeared in ‘The Times’ so that I didn’t have to pay to read it, about two (allegedly) naughty policemen: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3466977/Soho-policemen-nicknamed-Sheriff-Gruffalo-arrested-colleagues-probing-massive-West-End-bribery-ring-centred-List-nightspot.html
Oh dear, Oh dear. West End Central police station again – that’s the one at the top of Saville Row. It has a poor reputation as being the most corrupt police station in London, based on the fact that it is responsible for licensing in the West End and Soho, so there is plenty of opportunity for blind eyes, favours, and payoffs. It used to be the bailiwick of ‘Tanky’ Challenor – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Challenor – who would beat up black men in the cells while chanting, ‘Bongo, bongo bongo, I don’t want to leave the Congo’.
The point about controlling the bouncers on nightclub doors is that they let in or keep out the drug dealers: control the doorman and you control who supplies the drugs inside.
- Major Bonkers
- windsock
March 5, 2016 at 2:25 pm -
So, apropos of nothing, this dropped into my inbox this morning from the retailer (MedicAnimal) from whom I used to buy cat food. I thought it might provide readers here with a few facepalms or WTFs and smirks. Anna – feel free to delete if you feel this is inappropriate and I am invading your space.
“The British Heart Foundation will be holding its annual No Smoking Day on 9th March, which aims to help smokers give up their habit by taking the first step towards quitting. There is however grounds, as we will explain below, for pet owners to consider their animals’ health as further motivation in giving up their habit.
The negative health effects of smoking on, not just the smoker, but also on those around them through passive smoking, are well known. However, many pet owners are not aware that second-hand smoke can have very serious consequences for their animal too. As with humans, there is a strong link between inhaling cigarette smoke and cancer, asthma, and lung disease in animals. Furthermore, a study by the University of Glasgow has shown that cats are particularly at risk when they are exposed to smoke. Cats groom themselves frequently throughout the day, which leads to them ingesting a large amount of dangerous particles which become trapped in their fur if they are around smoke. This is linked to an increased rate of mouth cancer.
Furthermore, the ingestion of tobacco can be extremely harmful for animals and can lead to stomach problems, cardiac abnormalities, and even nicotine poisoning. This can cause your pet to have seizures, experience erratic behaviour, and even death.
Andrew Bucher, our Chief Veterinary Officer, explains:
“The harmful health effects of exposing your pet to second-hand smoke are very clear – if you are smoking around your pet, you are harming its health. As a vet, I have seen far too many preventable cases of diseases like bronchitis and cancer in smokers’ pets. I advise all pet owners to never smoke in parts of the house that your animal has access to and, preferably, not to smoke in the house at all. Even if owners smoke in the garden, they must always be sure to wash their hands before they handle their pet to avoid harmful particles being transferred. Tobacco products must never be left within reach of pets.
“Take your pet to the vet if they develop a persistent, hacking cough, and if you suspect your pet has ingested tobacco, make sure you take them to an emergency vet as soon as possible.
“The only way to fully minimise the risk of smoking for pets is to quit smoking altogether. Not only will owners save money on buying cigarettes, they will also likely save money on vet bills too, as their pet becomes healthier and happier. Pets can’t speak up for themselves when they are uncomfortable or unwell, so owners should try and make their living environment as safe and healthy as possible for their animal.”
That made me think of the infamous smoking beagles pic… which in turn led to this:
http://punchingswans1.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/smoking-beagles.html
One comment on the post also touches tangentially on another issue that can push the buttons of Raccoonistas.
- Mudplugger
March 5, 2016 at 4:33 pm -
I’m seriously worried about my tamagotchi now.
- The Blocked Dwarf
March 6, 2016 at 9:19 am -
I’m seriously worried you have a tamagotchi…
- windsock
March 6, 2016 at 10:11 am -
Wow, there’s a technotoy I had forgotten. The last time I saw one, a man was remembering to “feed” his in a heavy cruising gay bar in the 1990s. Which was very funny.
- The Blocked Dwarf
- The Blocked Dwarf
March 6, 2016 at 2:19 pm -
I advise all pet owners to never smoke in parts of the house that your animal has access to and, preferably, not to smoke in the house at all
Millions of years ago, Fang suddenly cottoned on to the fact that all he needed to do was give them, humans, that wide eyed ‘WTF?!’ look and they, humans, would not only give him free food but keep him warm and dry anywhere….for life. Hence the mountains of dead dogs infront of log/coal fires in every painting from the time humanity first learnt to finger paint on cave walls upto the iphone 6.
I mean, back when we were all kids it was middle class de rigeur to have a dead dog or cat on the hearth rug.
- Oi you
March 6, 2016 at 3:22 pm -
Blimey. Don’t tell whathisname from Undererdogsbiteupwards, ‘cos he’ll do his nut. Could ruin his Sunday.
:o)
- Mudplugger
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