25 Hour News – better late than never!
Ms Raccoon would like to apologise for the late appearance of this week’s video – it proved impossible to post it via iPad….
Normal service will be resumed tomorrow.
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July 14, 2014 at 7:35 pm -
Appologies for the fred hijack, but here’s one from the Graun that I just had to share.
” What are you doing for Ramadan? Are you fasting or fundraising? Have you set yourself a particular challenge or are you doing something different this year? What are you enjoying and what are you finding difficult? Share your photos, videos, stories and experiences and we will … [+] -
July 14, 2014 at 8:05 pm -
The 25 Hours News is a pretty good representation of what the regular BBC and ITN News will soon be like if current trends continue. Perhaps trained “moderators” will be brought in from the Guardian under the new “Everything In Moderation” Emergency Powers Act to ensure that there can be no criticism of Britain’s secretive “justice” system and that all paedophiles are required to sign the Sex Offenders Registry at the Palace of Westminster, the Palace of Buckingham, the Crystal Palace, Abbey Road, the BBC studios in Salford or Shepherd’s Bush, or any other work place. Actually Shepherd’s Bush will not be mentioned on air at all due the Baa-Baa Black Sheep investigation into shepherds’ crooks, which is ongoing making the place sub judice. Once all this is in place, all we will get is carefully veiled reports about cats in 10 Downing Street and viewers will be expected to read between the lines, at least those viewers who can read.
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July 14, 2014 at 8:24 pm -
Actually, Jonathan, even when the B.B.B.S. investigation is over it will still not be possible to mention Shepherd’s B*** because, under Sharia law, mention of any part of the body deemed haram will be proscribed.
There will be a public burning of copies of Grey’s in Trafalgar Square on Fri. September 5 after prayers. (In South Africa House, if wet.)
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July 14, 2014 at 8:30 pm -
Grey’s elegy has already been printed.
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July 14, 2014 at 10:58 pm -
Brilliant! Not sure how I never came across this before…
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July 15, 2014 at 12:24 am -
Cambo is having a major Cabinet reshuffle as we speak and the Guardian BTL commentators are starting to convince themselves that he is getting shot of all the paedos to cover his back. It’s pretty wild at the moment. A minister goes, they’re muttering, “Yup, him too.” The Mods haven’t done a thing to intervene. They started with code words like “damage control” and now they are specifically saying “Boys.”
Check it out.
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July 15, 2014 at 2:08 am -
Well I alway did wonder how Hague got to speak at the Conservative Party Conference when he was only 16 thirty seven years ago. He must have found favour with the party elders, one supposes. He said, notoriously, “”Half of you won’t be here in 30 or 40 years’ time”. Little did he know he was the oracle of his own fate. This is better than Greek tragedy. Not that there was any thing wrong with the Greeks, who had a profound admiration for the human form, and a great respect for the gods.
Hopefully the inquiry can get tot the bottom of the matter.
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July 15, 2014 at 10:35 am -
William! No! He wouldn’t get my vote, but I have a soft spot for William. He’s clearly very capable, and his book on William Wilberforce is brilliant. Written in his spare time. Here’s hoping he’ll be writing more in his historical William series, though not about himself quite yet. If his resignation has anything to do with the hysteria, that is just too much.
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July 15, 2014 at 7:13 am -
All this incessant talk of bottoms is the cause of obesity. And ‘selfies’ is all arse about face.
Ramadanadongding.
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