Who knew that God was into politics? Was this the State secret that Edward Snowden was set to reveal?
The answer according to the Limp-Dems Pensions Minister, Steve Webb, is that God is a Liberal-Democratâ¦
[…]the character of God, as revealed in the Christian Gospel, would suggest that God must be a liberal,â he writes.
Thatâs the atheist vote gone for a burton then!
Does God dwell in this earthly party in the form of a Chris Huhne or a Lord Rennardâ¦.? Who could have guessed that the God so (allegedly) solidly against homosexuality would have voted for Gay marriage?
Verily, doth Nick Smugâs lips move in tandem with Godâs commandments â âLet not your word be your bond, let not your written manifesto exist in the flesh, covet not the glory of heavenly rewards, but grab what you can from the EU whilst you are on this earthâ.
Remind me again, which party was it that was full of âfruitcakes, loonies and closet racists, mostlyâ?
Will God vote for or against legal aid cuts?